Limited Knowledge

As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve， I accidentally dropped one. \"No problem，\" I said， picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.

\"You can’t do that，\" argued my four-year-old.

\"Don’t worry. Santa will never know.\"

He shot me a look. \"So he knows if I’ve been bad or good， but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor？\"

Phone Book

I’m coming out with a condensed phone book. It has only one number in it： 114.

Second Thoughts

In fourth grade， my son had a huge crush on a classmate. So for Valentine’s Day， he bought her a box of chocolates and took it into school. When I returned home from work， I found him on the couch eating the same box of candy.

\"What happened？\" I asked.

\"Well， I thought about it for a long time，\" he said between chews. \"And I decided that， for now， I still like candy more than girls.\"