Two Birds

兩只鳥

Teacher： Here are two birds， one is a swallow， the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which？

Student： I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher： Please tell us.

Student： The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

老師：這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀，一只是燕子。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？

學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老師：請說說看。

學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

Goldfish

金魚

Stan： I won 92 goldfish.

Fred： Where are you going to keep them？

Stan： In the bathroom.

Fred： But what will you do when you want to take a bath？

Stan： Blindfold（蒙眼睛） them！

斯丹：我贏了92 條金魚。

弗雷德：你想在哪兒養(yǎng)它們？

斯丹：浴室里。

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎么辦？

斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛！

If I Am a Manager

如果我是一個經(jīng)理

One day in class， the teacher assigned his students to write a composition “If I Am a Manager”.

All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

“I am waiting for my secretary.”was the boys answer.

一天課上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經(jīng)理”為題寫一篇作文。

所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什么不寫。

“我在等我的秘書?！蹦呛⒆哟鸬馈?/p>

Sunset

日落

Father： This is The Sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad， you know.

Friend： Ah， that accounts for it！ I never saw a sunset like that in this country.

父親：這幅《日落》是我女兒畫的，你知道，她曾在國外學過畫畫。

朋友：啊，怪不得！我在本國還從來沒有見過這樣的日落。

（徐芳香 供稿）