Good Genes?

The topic for my third-grade class was genetics. Smiling broadly， I pointed to my dimples and asked， \"What trait do you think I passed on to my children?\" One student called out， \"Wrinkles!\"

Dog Halloween Costume to Avoid

I dressed up my dog as a mailman for Halloween. He bit himself.

Cat Costume

I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him.

↑You’re free-range when I say you’re free-range.

Cupid

I don’t know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance， the last thing on my mind is a short， chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

Stylish Numbers

Q: What did the Zero say to the Eight?

A: Nice belt!