Gift Exchange

My friend reviewed her young son's fill-in-the-blank homework. One line: \"At Christmas， we exchange gifts with ____.\"

His response: \"Receipts.\"

Library Time

Teacher: Mira went to the library at 5:15 and left at 6:45. How long was Mira at the library?

Student: Not long.

Underwater

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

… Dam!

Customer Service

If the customer is always right， then why isn’t everything free?

Your Move

I was playing chess with my friend， and he said， “Let’s make this more interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.

↑This diaper makes my butt look big.

這個(gè)紙尿褲讓我的屁屁看來(lái)有點(diǎn)大……

↑On the Internet， nobody knows you’re a dog.

在網(wǎng)上，沒(méi)人會(huì)知道你是只狗狗。