河南固始信合外國語小學 陳妮妮 編譯
A: What will the toothbrush become when it grows older?
B: A broom.
甲:當這把牙刷老了的時候,它會變成什么呢?
乙:一把掃帚。
A: What has ten letters and starts with gas?
B: An automobile.
甲:什么東西由10 個字母組成,而且還靠汽油發(fā)動?
乙:汽車。
Kid: Daddy,why do I have to go to bed?
Dad: Because the bed won’t come to you.
孩子:爸爸,我為什么要去床上睡覺?
爸爸:因為床不會到你這里來。
A man could not fall asleep at night,so he went to a doctor.He said to the doctor,“Doctor,every night in my dream I am playing soccer.”
The doctor said,“Take these pills.They will help you sleep better.”
The man said,“I can’t take them,as tonight is the final game.”
一個男人晚上睡不著,所以他去看醫(yī)生。他對醫(yī)生說:“醫(yī)生,每天晚上我都在夢中踢足球?!?/p>
醫(yī)生說:“吃這些藥,它們會幫助你睡好的?!?/p>
男人說:“我不能接受它們,因為今晚是決賽?!?/p>
Tom is a primary school student.Yesterday,he went to class late,so his teacher Miss Mary asked him,“Why are you late?”
Tom told her,“I was dreaming of a Manchester United football match.”
But that did not make any sense for the teacher,so she asked,“Still why are you late?”
Tom answered,“Because there was extra time.”
湯姆是一名小學生。昨天,他上課遲到了,所以瑪麗老師問他:“你為什么遲到?”
湯姆告訴她:“我當時在做夢看一場曼聯(lián)足球賽?!?/p>
但這對老師來說毫無意義,所以她又問道:“還是那個問題,你為什么遲到?”
湯姆回答說:“因為有加時賽?!?/p>