·幽默可樂（Humor Cola）·

The Bait

Mr. Smith telephoned the doctor in the middle of the night.

"Come quickly， Doctor. You know that my wife sleeps with her mouth open. Well， a mouse has run inside her！"

"I will be with you in about ten minutes，" replied the doctor. "Until I arrive， try holding a piece of cheese in front of her mouth. This may bring the mouse out."

When the doctor arrived， Mr. Smith was not holding a piece of cheese. He was holding a fish in front of his wife's mouth.

"What are you doing"， asked the doctor. "A mouse doesn't like a fish."

"I know，" said Mr. Smith. "But we have to get a cat at first."

誘餌

史密斯先生在半夜給醫(yī)生打電話。

“醫(yī)生，快來啊！你知道，我妻子習(xí)慣張著嘴睡覺，結(jié)果一只老鼠鉆進(jìn)去了?！?/p>

“我十分鐘后到，”醫(yī)生回答，“在我到達(dá)之前，試著在她嘴前拿一片干奶酪，也許會(huì)把老鼠引出來?！?/p>

當(dāng)醫(yī)生到達(dá)時(shí)，史密斯先生不是拿一片干奶酪，而是拿著一條魚。

“你這是干什么？”醫(yī)生說道，“老鼠不喜歡吃魚?！?/p>

“我知道，”史密斯先生說，“可我得先把貓引出來?！?/p>

·少年筆墨（Teen Ink）·

Three Haikus

By Veerangana，India

1

Night time

The hobbling onion vendor

Sells the moon

2

Melting sky

Trickling molasses

Sun on my window

3

A yearning for rain

The dried branches

Seize the clouds

俳句三首

作者：維倫加納（印度）

1

夜晚時(shí)分

洋蔥小販一瘸一拐地

出售著明月

2

天空融化了

糖漿涓涓流淌

太陽掛在我窗上

3

對(duì)雨的渴望

讓干枯的樹枝

將流云緊緊抓住

（文/王世躍 劉書恩）

·英聲細(xì)語·

“四大名著”怎么說

1. Journey to the West《西游記》

Journey to the West is a classic Chinese mythological novel.

《西游記》是一部中國古典神話小說。

2. Romance of the Three Kingdoms《三國演義》

Romance of the Three Kingdoms is a 14th-century historical novel attributed to Luo Guanzhong.

《三國演義》是一部在十四世紀(jì)由羅貫中創(chuàng)作的歷史小說。

3. Dream of the Red Chamber《紅樓夢(mèng)》

Dream of the Red Chamber was written sometime in the middle of the 18th century during the Qing Dynasty.

《紅樓夢(mèng)》問世于18世紀(jì)中葉，清朝時(shí)期。

4. Water Margins《水滸傳》

Water Margins was considered one of the "Four Great Classical Novels of Chinese literature".

《水滸傳》被認(rèn)為是中國古代文學(xué)四大名著之一。

5. Classic of Poetry《詩經(jīng)》

Classic of Poetry is one of the "Five Classics" traditionally said to have been compiled by Confucius.

《詩經(jīng)》是五經(jīng)之一，傳說由孔子編撰。

（文/方小宇）endprint