The Farmer And Barber

When life was very hard， a farmer said to a barber， "Now corn's lower in price. I think you should shave for half price."

"I can't， sir，" said the barber， "I really should charge more because when corn's cheap， farmers are unhappy and worried. All of them make such long faces that I have twice the ground to go over."

生活很艱難的時候，一個農(nóng)場主對理發(fā)師說：“現(xiàn)在糧食跌價了，你給人刮臉也應(yīng)該只收半價?！?/p>

“不行啊，先生?！崩戆l(fā)師說，“其實我應(yīng)該多收一點錢的。因為糧食跌價了，農(nóng)場主都很不高興了，發(fā)愁了，一個個都把臉拉得老長。我要刮的地方比原來大了一倍啦?！?