Girl, you need a cheeseburger.

女孩，你需要來(lái)個(gè)芝士漢堡啊。（太瘦了也……）

She's been inching closer to the paté for several minutes...

她慢慢靠近罐頭肉醬，已經(jīng)持續(xù)幾分鐘了……（到底吃還是不吃，好糾結(jié)啊……）

I'm just gonna take a sip K?

嘿嘿，我就喝一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)哈？（你不會(huì)介意吧……）

Him? No, he doesn't want a cookie. He says I can have two.

你問(wèn)他？不不，他不想吃餅干。他說(shuō)了都給我就行。（全權(quán)代言人……）

Turns out my dog has the same reaction to spiders on the ceiling as I do...

事實(shí)證明，我的狗看到蜘蛛后，和我的反應(yīng)真滴是一模一樣啊……（真是太恐怖了……）

I think my cat is trying to summon a demon...

我覺(jué)得吧，我的喵在召喚惡魔……（嚇?biāo)滥恪?/p>