COMICS酷漫
2016-09-22 11:48:45
漢語世界 2016年2期
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COMICS酷漫
A: Do you have any kids?
B: Please don’t mention that. It’s so traumatic for me.
A: Oh, I’m so sorry! What happened?
B: Well, my wife’s grandfather arranged for a man to marry my mother-in-law. But some bastard came between them before they could get married.
A: Yes, and then what happened?
B: Well, I can’t have a kid with a wife that wasn’t born, can I?
This joke is adapted from Xiaolin Guangji (《笑林廣記》, Extensive Gleaning from the Forests of Laughter ), a joke book published in 1781 that epitomized Chinese humor.
ANSWERS FOR LAST ISSUE
Across: 2. 心電圖 4.春節(jié) 6. 拉薩 8. 金婚 9. 計劃生育
Down: 1. 烈日灼心 3. 阿拉木圖 5. 電視節(jié)目 7. 晚婚晚育 9. 計算機 10. 生二胎
CROSS WORD
ACROSS
1. Monkey King’s hometown in Journey to the West
3. A couple that remains happy for 100 years
5. PE teacher
7. An island city-state with a lion head as its national symbol
9. A large ethnic group concentrated in Guangxi
DOWN
2. A flower could be made as tea and the name of a Chinese folk song
4. Basic arithmetic
6. Mountain collapse
8. Annual rings of wood
10. A Chinese idiom to say someone is old but vigorous
11. Chinese idiom for someone who thinks they know everything and tries to teach it
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