酷漫
2016-01-10 07:53:16
漢語世界(The World of Chinese) 2016年2期
A： Do you have any kids？
B： Please dont mention that. Its so traumatic for me.
A： Oh， Im so sorry！ What happened？
B： Well， my wifes grandfather arranged for a man to marry my mother-in-law.
But some bastard came between them before they could get married.
A： Yes， and then what happened？
B： Well， I cant have a kid with a wife that wasnt born， can I？
This joke is adapted from XiaolinGuangji （《笑林廣記》， Extensive Gleaning from the Forests of Laughter ）， a joke book published in 1781 that epitomized Chinese humor.
cross word
across
1. Monkey Kings hometown in Journey to the West
3. A couple that remains happy ??????????????? for 100 years
5. PE teacher
7. An island city-state with a lion ?????????????? head as its national symbol
9. A large ethnic group ?????????????????????? concentrated in Guangxi
down
2. A flower could be made as ????????? tea and the name of a ?????????????????????? Chinese folk song
4. Basic arithmetic
6. Mountain collapse
8. Annual rings of wood
10. A Chinese idiom to say ??????????????????????? someone is old but vigorous
11. Chinese idiom for ???????????????????????????????? someone who thinks they ???????????????? know everything and tries
to teach it
answers for last issue
Across：2. 心電圖 4.春節(jié) 6. 拉薩 8. 金婚 9. 計(jì)劃生育
Down： 1. 烈日灼心 3. 阿拉木圖 5. 電視節(jié)目 7. 晚婚晚育 9. 計(jì)算機(jī) 10. 生二胎
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