The lowest grade

“Professor， I did the best I could on this test. I really dont think I deserve a zero.”

“Neither do I. But thats the lowest grade Im allowed to give.”

最低分

學(xué)生：“教授先生，我這次考試已經(jīng)竭盡全力了。我真的覺得我不應(yīng)該得零蛋?！?/p>

老師：“我也覺得。但是這已經(jīng)是我能給的最低分了！”

Who is the bad boy

Billy and Bobby were brothers， and they often had fights with each other.

Last Saturday their mother said to them， “Im going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden ─ and be good.”

“Yes， Mummy.” the two boys answered， and they went out.

They played in the garden for half an hour， and then Billy ran into the kitchen， “Mum my，” he said， “Bobbys broken a window in Mrs. Allens house.”

“Hes a bad boy，” his mother said. “How did he break it？”

“I threw a stone at him，” Billy answered， “and he quickly ducked.”

鐘萍良 整理

比利和波比是兩兄弟，兩人經(jīng)常打架。

上個星期六，他們的媽媽對他們說：“我現(xiàn)在要做午飯了。去，到花園去玩吧，別淘氣?！?/p>

“是，媽媽?！眱蓚€男孩回答，然后他們就出去了。

他們在花園里玩了半個小時，然后比利跑進(jìn)了廚房。“媽媽，”他說，“ 波比打碎了艾倫太太家的窗玻璃?！?/p>

“他是個壞孩子?！彼麐寢屨f，“他是怎么把玻璃打碎的？”

“我朝他扔了一塊石子，”比利回答，“他蹲下了?！?/p>