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（一）

Wife:You see.According to the statistics on the paper,80%of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

Husband:It’s OK.To myinvestigation(調(diào)查),all the people ate meals.

妻子：你看這張報(bào)紙，據(jù)統(tǒng)計(jì)，死于肝癌的人百分之八十都喝過(guò)酒的。

丈夫：這沒(méi)什么。據(jù)我調(diào)查，死于肝癌的人百分之百都吃過(guò)飯的。

（二）

Teacher:What great event happened in 1809?

Little Willy:Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher:Correct.And what great event happened in 1812?

Little Willy:Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

老師：1809年發(fā)生了什么大事？

小威利：亞伯拉罕·林肯誕生了。

老師：回答正確。那1812年又發(fā)生了什么大事呢？

小威利：亞伯拉罕·林肯過(guò)了三歲生日。

（三）

Son:Dad,is French difficult to learn?

Father:My boy,at the beginning it is,but after that it becomes easy.

Son:That’s great!I’ll learn the latter half.

兒子：爸爸，法語(yǔ)難學(xué)嗎？

父親：剛開(kāi)始比較難，但是到后面就容易了。

兒子：太好了！那我就學(xué)后面的！

（四）

Twoattorneys(律師)went into a diner and ordered two drinks.Then they took out sandwiches from theirbriefcases(公文包)and started to eat.

The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them,“You can’t eat your own sandwiches here!”

The attorneys looked at each other,shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

兩個(gè)律師走進(jìn)一家小餐廳，點(diǎn)了兩杯飲料。然后他們各自從公文包中拿出三明治吃了起來(lái)。

服務(wù)員看到后大步走過(guò)來(lái)對(duì)他們說(shuō)：“你們不能在這里吃自己帶的三明治！”

這兩個(gè)律師對(duì)視了一下，聳了聳肩，然后互相交換了三明治。

（五）

One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interesting in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,“What’s the meaning of the word“drunk’,Dad?

“Well,my son,”his father replied,“l(fā)ook,there are standing two policemen.If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.”

“But,dad,”the boy said, “there’s only one policeman!”

一天，以為父親帶著他的兒子一起回家，小孩在這個(gè)年齡，總是對(duì)什么事情都很感興趣，喜歡問(wèn)問(wèn)題。小男孩問(wèn)道：“爸爸，‘喝醉’是什么意思?。俊?/p>

爸爸回答道：“兒子，你看，那里站著兩個(gè)警察，如果我把他們看成四個(gè)警察，我就是喝醉了?！?/p>

小男孩說(shuō)：“可是爸爸，那里明明只有一個(gè)警察呀！”