by Sandra Tahmasby

Unlike some of us still hoping to get our 15 minutes of fame， the Tube has been there and done that.

To be fair， the Tube has had more than its 15 minutes of fame， and can almost be classed as“Hollywood Royalty”. Thats right， this bad boy has been on the big screen more times than you may realise. He is most definitely up there with the likes of Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman.

You may be flicking through channels on the tellie at home， watching the latest blockbuster at the cinema or singing along to your favourite film clip. It may be as quick as 5 seconds or last as long as 15 minutes but the Tube has definitely got star quality！

Already the Tubes on-screen career is promising， illustrating many of his talents in various roles.

不像那些仍苦盼剎那光輝的人們，倫敦地鐵早已嘗過盛名的滋味。

老實(shí)說，倫敦地鐵的名氣沒有稍縱即逝，而是幾乎可以歸入“好萊塢皇室”之流。沒錯(cuò)，這個(gè)“壞男孩”登上大屏幕的次數(shù)比你想到的要多，完全可以躋身妮可·基德曼和休·杰克曼這樣的大牌之列。

你或許正在家里不停地?fù)Q著電視頻道，在電影院看著最新大片兒或者正隨著你最喜愛的電影片段一起歡唱。“他”出現(xiàn)的時(shí)長或許快則5秒鐘，久則15分鐘，但倫敦地鐵絕對有明星氣質(zhì)。

倫敦地鐵的屏幕事業(yè)已然蒸蒸日上，以各種角色展現(xiàn)著其多樣的才華。

There have been some racy scenes， including A Very British Sex Scandal on Channel 4， some dance scenes with the Scissor Sisters and Madonnas music video for “Hung Up”！

If youre not quite impressed just yet then the Tube has also been called up for Sony Playstation and Kelloggs Crunchy Nut Bar commercials.

I didnt realise how popular the London Underground was in “2）Tinsel Town” until I did a little research， and to my surprise found that he has a stint in some of my very favourite movies， which makes my Tube crush bigger than ever！

28 Days Later， 28 Weeks Later， Love Actually， Bend It Like Beckham， Sherlock Holmes， The Return of Sherlock Holmes， Sliding Doors， Atonement （he enjoys starring alongside Keira Knightley） and the top of the list is Spice World！

He is no diva but he does demand his dressing room be kept at a sweltering temperature of 30 degrees， no rubbish bins are allowed within 100 metres of him， there must be plenty of discarded newspapers left for him and most importantly he demands thousands and thousands of daily visitors.

Move over Tom Cruise and make way Brad Pitt！ The Tube and I have a red carpet to walk down！

So the next time youre channel surfing on the tellie or visiting your local cinema， keep an eye out for the next upand-coming star… TUBE， MR.TUBE！

這其中有一些是情色鏡頭，包括4頻道的《一件典型的英國性丑聞》，與“剪刀姐妹”的一些舞蹈片段，以及麥當(dāng)娜的音樂錄影帶《心神不寧》。

如果你還沒什么印象，那么倫敦地鐵還參與了索尼游戲機(jī)以及家樂氏香脆果仁棒的商業(yè)廣告呢。

直到我做了一些調(diào)查，才發(fā)現(xiàn)倫敦地鐵在“浮華鎮(zhèn)”有多受歡迎，而且出乎我意料的是，發(fā)現(xiàn)他竟然在某些我非常喜愛的電影中露了臉，這讓我對地鐵的喜愛之情前所未有地高漲！

《28天后》、《28周后》、《真愛至上》、《我愛貝克漢姆》、《福爾摩斯》、《福爾摩斯歸來記》、《雙面情人》、《贖罪》（他喜歡跟凱拉·奈特利搭檔），而最重頭的就是《辣妹世界》！

他并非大牌，但他的確需要讓自己的化妝間保持在悶熱的30℃，其100米范圍內(nèi)不能有垃圾桶，一定還要有大量的廢棄報(bào)紙留給他，最重要的是他需要每天數(shù)以萬計(jì)的乘客。

湯姆·克魯斯讓一讓，布拉德·皮特借一借光！倫敦地鐵和我要走紅毯啦！

所以，下次你在電視上不停轉(zhuǎn)換頻道或者去當(dāng)?shù)氐碾娪霸簳r(shí)，記得留意一下這位“下一站天王”——地鐵，地鐵先生！