A boy calls 911 to get help with is math homework.

Operator: 911 emergencies.

Boy: Yeah I need some help.

Operator: What’s the matter?

Boy: With my math.

Operator: With your mouth?

Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?

Operator: Sure. Where do you live?

Boy: No with my math.

Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?

Boy: No， I want you to talk to me on the phone.

Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.

Boy: Okay.

Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?

Boy: I have take aways.

Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.

Boy: Yeah.

Operator: Alright， what’s the problem?

Boy: Um， you have to help me with my math.

Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.

Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?

Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know， 1

Operator: No. How old are you?

Boy: I’m only 4.

Operator: 4!

Boy: Yeah.

Operator: What’s another problem， that was a tough one.

Boy: Um， oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.

Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?

Boy: 5.

Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!

Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.

Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?

Operator: It’s the mother…

Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.

Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

接線員:911專線。

男孩:我需要一些幫助。

接線員:出了什么事情?

小男孩:我的數(shù)學(xué)。

接線員:你的嘴巴?

小男孩:不是，是我的數(shù)學(xué)，我必須做數(shù)學(xué)題，你能幫我嗎?

接線員:當(dāng)然，你住在哪里?

小男孩:不是，是我的數(shù)學(xué)。

接線員:是的，我知道，那你住在哪里呢?

小男孩:不是，我想讓你在電話里告訴我。

接線員:不行，我不能這么做，我可以讓別人去幫你。

小男孩:好的。

接線員:你需要人幫忙的是什么樣的數(shù)學(xué)題?

小男孩:是“拿走”的題。

接線員:哦，你要做拿走的題。

小男孩:對。

接線員:好的，什么題?

小男孩:嗯，你一定要幫我做數(shù)學(xué)題。

接線員:好的，告訴我是什么題。

小男孩:好，16，拿走8，是多少?

接線員:你先說你覺得是多少?

小男孩:不知道，1?

接線員:不對，你多大了?

小男孩:只有4歲。

接線員:4歲?

小男孩:對。

接線員:另外一道是什么題?這道太難了。

小男孩:嗯，哦，這還有一道，5拿走5。

接線員:5拿走5，你覺得是多少?

小男孩:5.

女人:約翰尼你在做什么?!

小男孩:警察叔叔在幫我做數(shù)學(xué)題。

女人:我告訴過你什么了?

接線員:是他媽媽……

男孩:你說要是我需要幫忙就打電話給別人。

女人:我也不是讓你去找警察啊!