\"Do you know how to play beach volleyball, Ben?\" I asked,grimacing even at the thought of sporting?I did not sport. I neverhad the physical attributes, as in… well I'm not very coordinated.Way back when in high school, I played softball. I was on the juniorvarsity team as the greatest benchwarmer that ever plagued myprivate high school. After hitting my coach in the ovaries, I wasbanned from touching another softball.