One teacher had jumped the red light and a traffic police hold her back. The teacher: \"Please forgive me. I am very late in teaching the class.\" The traffic police: \"Are you a teacher? Thank my lucky stars. I have been waiting for 20 years. Write， 'Never jump the red light' 100 times. \"有老師闖紅燈，交警攔住，老師說(shuō)：“拜托，我教課要遲到了。\"交警：“你是老師？謝天謝地，我等了20年，把‘不再闖紅燈'寫100遍 ?！?/p>

A pig and penguin were shut in a -20°C refrigerator. The penguin was dead second day， but the pig had no matter. Why? You don't know? That's right， and the pig also doesn't know! 一只豬和一只企鵝被關(guān)在零下20度的冷庫(kù)里，第二天企鵝死了，豬沒(méi)事。為什么？你不知道？對(duì)了，豬也不知道！

\"Could you please tell me if I had left an umbrella here after having lunch yesterday?\"

\"What dose it look like? \"

\"Any kind is OK. I am not fussy about details.\"

“請(qǐng)問(wèn)，我昨天在這兒吃完午飯后，是否留下一把傘？”

“什么樣的呢？”

“什么樣的都行，我這人不講究。”

★編輯：Cola