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        如此愚人

        2008-01-01 00:00:00
        雙語時代 2008年4期

        Big Foot

        The children crumpled up newspaper and stuffed it into the toes of Dad's shoes. He couldn't figure out why they were suddenly too small!

        孩子們把報紙團作一團塞進爸爸鞋子里面。他怎么也搞不明白為什么鞋子會忽然變得那么?。?/p>

        Autocorrect Madness

        In Microsoft Word, use the Autocorrect feature to \"correct\" a commonly used word such as \"the\" by automatically inserting \"April Fools'!\" It will drive them mad!

        在word文檔中使用自動更正功能將一個像“the”一樣常用的詞更改,自動插入“April Fools'!”。被整的人會瘋的!

        Falling Balls

        A son and a mother gathered all the balls in the house and filled the kitchen cupboards with them. When the son's father opened one of the doors, he received a shower, while his son and wife got a good laugh (and a lot of balls to pick up)!

        兒子和媽媽把所有的球都放到櫥柜里,孩子的父親打開了一扇門,那些球奔涌而下,妻子孩子笑成一片(但父親卻還要揀滿地的球)!

        Endless Lint

        A man placed a spool of white thread in an inside suit coat pocket and threaded it through his coat lapel to make it look like lint. Friends who saw it pulled on it. It kept coming out until they realized it was an April Fools' joke.

        一位男士將一卷細線放入上衣口袋內(nèi),然后將線穿過上衣翻領(lǐng),看起來像根線頭??匆娔歉€頭的朋友拔那根線,總也扯不完。這才意識到是愚人節(jié)的玩笑。

        Puppy Switcheroo

        One family had an adult yellow lab. After the kids went to bed, father borrowed the neighbors' yellow lab puppy and gave them our dog for the day. When the kids woke up, they couldn't figure out why their dog had shrunk. Their neighbors' kids were also surprised at how much their puppy had grown overnight.

        一家人養(yǎng)了一條成年的黃色拉布拉多。孩子們?nèi)胨螅职纸枇肃従蛹夷菞l黃色的拉布拉多小狗,那天把自己的大狗給鄰居。孩子們一覺醒來,他們想不明白為什么自家的狗會忽然變小。而鄰居家的孩子看到自己以前的小狗一夜長大也是大吃一驚。

        The Bedtime Switcheroo

        On the night of March 31st, a mother waited until her children were all sound asleep in their separate rooms, she sneaked into each of the children's rooms and gently carried and placed each of her children into the bed of another. They all felt confused when they woke up the next morning.

        3月31號晚上,母親等孩子在各自房間熟睡之后,母親躡手躡腳地走進房間輕輕地抱起兩個孩子互換了房間。第二天醒來,兩個孩子都迷惑不解。

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