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2006-08-04 13:19:36王松海
初中生世界·八年級 2006年8期
王松海
Four friends were arguing over whose dogwas the smartest. The first man, an engineer,called to his dog,“T square, show your stuff.”The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out a paper and a pencil, and drew a perfecttriangle.
The next guy, an accountant , called to his dog, “Slide Rule, go ahead.”Thedog went to the kitchen, nibbled opened a bag of cookies and divided the contentsinto four equal piles.
The next man, a chemist, beckoned his dog, Beaker, to show what he could do.The dog went to the fridge, took out a quart of milk and poured out exactly eightounces into a measuring cup.
The last man was a government worker.“Coffee Break,” he hollered to his dog,“go to it.” With that, the dog jumped to his feet, soiled the paper, ate the cookiesand drank the milk.
誰的狗最聰明
四個朋友在為誰的狗最聰明而爭論。第一個人是個工程師，他對自己的狗喊道：“T形角，使出你的本領(lǐng)來?！边@只狗便跑向一張書桌，拉出一張紙和一支鉛筆，畫出了一個完美的三角形。
第二人是個會計。他對他的狗說：“珠算法，上吧。”那狗直奔廚房，用嘴咬開一袋甜餅并把餅分成了四等份。
第三個人是位藥劑師。他命他的狗——量杯，表現(xiàn)一下。但見那狗直走向冰箱，叼出一瓶牛奶并精確地把八盎司牛奶倒入一個量杯中。
最后一位是政府職員?！靶菹r間，”他對自己的狗喊道，“去吧?！痹捯粑绰洌枪繁闾鴮⑵饋?，踏污了那張紙，吃掉了所有的甜餅，喝光了那杯牛奶。
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王松海
Four friends were arguing over whose dogwas the smartest. The first man, an engineer,called to his dog,“T square, show your stuff.”The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out a paper and a pencil, and drew a perfecttriangle.
The next guy, an accountant , called to his dog, “Slide Rule, go ahead.”Thedog went to the kitchen, nibbled opened a bag of cookies and divided the contentsinto four equal piles.
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