The Attorney And The Coroner

In a murder trial， the defense attorney was cross-examing a pathologist(病理專家)

Here's what happened:

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate， had you taken the'pulse?

Coroner(法醫(yī)): No.

Arty: Did you listen to the heart?

Cor: No.

Arty: Did you cheek for breathing?

Cor: No.

Arty: So， When you signed the death certificate，you weren't sure the man was dead， were you?

Cor: Well， let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.

律師和法醫(yī)

在一場(chǎng)謀殺案審判中，被告律師正在詢問(wèn)法醫(yī)。

下面就是當(dāng)時(shí)發(fā)生的事情：

律師：當(dāng)你在死亡證明上簽字之前，你摸了脈了嗎?

法醫(yī)：沒(méi)有。

律師：你聽(tīng)了心臟跳動(dòng)嗎?

法醫(yī)：沒(méi)有。

律師：你探了鼻息嗎?

法醫(yī)：沒(méi)有。

律師：所以，當(dāng)你簽死亡證明書時(shí)，你根本無(wú)法確信這個(gè)人是否真的死了，是不是?

法醫(yī)：好吧，讓我們用這種方法來(lái)解釋吧，但當(dāng)死者的頭分成兩半放在我的桌子上時(shí)。我想他很可能外出當(dāng)律師去了。