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        幽默兩則

        2015-10-21 19:26:21王曄
        第二課堂(課外活動(dòng)版) 2015年6期
        關(guān)鍵詞:整理

        王曄

        The child and his mother

        A curious child asked his mother, “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

        The mother tried to use this chance to teach her child, “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

        The child answered seriously, “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

        Intelligent son

        One day, the father let eight-year-old son send a letter. The son took the letter. The father then remembered that he didnt write the address and addressees name on the envelope (信封).

        After the son came back, the father asked him,“Have you thrown the letter in the mail box?”

        “Certainly.”

        “You have not seen the address and the addressees name on the envelope, have you?”

        “I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope.”

        “Then why did you not take it back?”

        “I also thought that you did not write the address and the addressee because you did not want me to know to whom you would send the letter!”

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