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Dolphins

海豚

Dolphins are so smart！Do you know what they can do in few weeks in a dolphinarium1？ They can train a man to stand at the edge2 of the pool and throw them fish three times a day！

海豚真聰明！你知道它們?cè)诤ｋ囵^里的幾個(gè)星期能做什么嗎？它們可以訓(xùn)練一個(gè)人站在游泳池邊上，每天向它們?nèi)尤昔~！

A Fridge

冰箱

A woman goes to see a psychiatrist3 and says， “Doctor， youve got to do something about my son， he thinks hes a fridge！”

“I wouldnt worry too much about it，” the doctor says. “Lots of people have delusions4. It will pass.”

“But you dont understand，” the woman says. “He sleeps with his mouth open， and the little light keeps me awake5.”

一個(gè)女人去看心理醫(yī)生，她說：“醫(yī)生，你必須對(duì)我的兒子做些什么，他覺得他是一臺(tái)冰箱！”

“對(duì)此我不太擔(dān)心?！贬t(yī)生說，“很多人都有幻想，會(huì)過去的?！?/p>

“但是你不明白?！迸苏f，“他睡覺張著嘴，微弱的燈光讓我睡不著?！?/p>

The Book

那本書

A student goes to the library. “I borrowed a book from you last week， but it was so boring！No picture at all， only a huge amount of numbers！”

“Aha， so it was you who took our phone book！”

一個(gè)學(xué)生去圖書館?！吧现芪覐哪隳抢锝枇艘槐緯?，太無聊了！一張圖片都沒有，只有一大堆數(shù)字！”

“啊哈，原來是你拿走了我們的電話簿！”

Take the Day Off

請(qǐng)一天假

Two factory workers are talking.

The woman says， “I can make the boss give me the day off.”

The man asks， “And how would you do that？”

The woman says， “Just wait and see.” She then hangs6 upside-down7 from the ceiling8.

The boss comes in and says， “What are you doing？”

The woman says， “Im a light bulb9.”

The boss then says， “Youve been working so hard that youve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”

The man starts to follow her and the boss says， “Where are you going？”

The man says， “Im going home， too. I cant work in the dark.”

兩名工廠的工人正在交談。

女工人說：“我可以讓老板給我放假?！?/p>

男工人問：“那你會(huì)怎么做？”

女工人說：“等一下?！比缓螅沟踉谔旎ò迳?。

老板進(jìn)來了，問道：“你在做什么？”

女工人回答：“我是一個(gè)燈泡。”

然后老板說：“你工作如此努力，以至發(fā)瘋。我認(rèn)為你需要放個(gè)假?！?/p>

男工人開始跟在她身后，老板問：“你要去哪？”

男工人說：“我也要回家，我沒法在黑暗中工作。”

I'm a Horse

我是一匹馬

Two cows are standing in a field10.

One says to the other， “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease？”

The other one says， “No. It doesnt worry me. Im a horse！”

兩頭母牛站在田野里。

一頭母牛對(duì)另一頭說：“你擔(dān)心得瘋牛病嗎？”

它答道：“不，我不擔(dān)心。我是一匹馬！”

（英語原文選自：jokesinlevels.com&wenda.tianya.cn）