Mother asked her little boy,“Darling,what did the teacher teach you today?”

“Nothing,Mum,”answered the son proundly,“instead,she asked me how much one plus two was,and I told her three.”

母親問她年幼的兒子：“寶貝，今天老師教了你些什么？”

兒子驕傲地說：“什么都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等于幾，我告訴她等于三。”