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It needs a proper strategy to pick up a good man. Before you've learnt the secret, you just need to be able to say “no.”

Don't assume that men like skinny girls. Men like girls that are slender over-all, but voluptuous in parts.

Before getting married you need to have a physical examination. During courtship you need to have your IQ tested.

An obvious symptom of loss of love is loss of control.

Those well versed in love won't usually let dating easily go anywhere serious.

Love that eyes unintentionally reveal isn't easily faked.

Sometimes acting sulkily is a more advanced way of being unreasonable.

There is no such thing as a man unable to do housework,there only exists a husband that is unwilling to do chores.

A wise woman understands how to love a man, and his money.

(From Women's Lives,September 2018. Translation:Sam Bowden)

愛情幽默

文/阿珂

選擇好男人需要方法，未學(xué)到訣竅前只要會說“不”就行了。

不要以為男人喜歡瘦女人，男人要的是整體苗條，局部豐滿。

結(jié)婚前要做健康檢查，戀愛時要做智力測驗(yàn)。

失戀的明顯癥狀是失態(tài)。

愛情老手通常不會輕易把戀愛談出結(jié)果。

從眼睛流露出來的愛情不容易造假。

撒嬌有時是一種較高層次的耍賴。

沒有不會做家務(wù)的男人，只有不愿做家務(wù)的丈夫。

智慧女人懂得如何去愛一個男人和他的錢。

（摘自《婦女生活》2018年第9期）