Unexpected Answers II
2017-11-10 08:25:36一沁供稿
瘋狂英語(yǔ)·初中天地 2017年11期
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Unexpected Answers II
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意想不到的回答（二）
1.Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is America.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
2.A guy says to his friend, “Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.”
The friend says, “If I guess right,will you give me one of them?”
The first guy says, “If you guess right, I’ll give you both of them!”
3.Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes.
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.
4.Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress: Oh, that’s okay. The soup isn’t hot.
5.A: I was born in California.
B: Which part?
A: All of me.
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