一沁供稿

1.

A:Why do you take baths in milk?

B:I can’t find a cow tall enough for a shower.

2.

One day, two thieves stolea bunch

of[一堆]money from a house.

First Thief:Let us count the money we have stolen.

Second Thief:Leave! Why to count and waste our time? We can see it in the newspaper tomorrow.

3.

Father:Which one do you love more? Me or Mommy?

Son:I love you both.

Father:Very well. Let’s say, if I went to France and Mommy went to Japan, which country will you go to?

Son:Japan.

Father:See, that you love Mommy more than me?

Son:No. I just want to visit Japan.

Father:Very well. Let’s say, if I went to Japan and Mommy went to France, which country will you go to?

Son:France.

Father:See?

Son:No. It’s just because I have already visited Japan.

4.

Teacher:What makes you see?

Bob:My eyes, my nose and my ears.Teacher:True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose?

Bob:They’re to hold my glasses!