Three Surgeons

Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.

"A man came to me who had his hand cut off，" said one， "Today that man is a concert violinist."

"That's nothing，" said another， "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on， and today that man is a marathon runner."

"I can top both of you，" said the third， "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."

三個(gè)外科醫(yī)生

三個(gè)有名的外科醫(yī)生正在吹噓他們的技術(shù)。

“有個(gè)人斷了一只手，他來(lái)找我，”一個(gè)醫(yī)生說(shuō)，“如今那個(gè)人是音樂(lè)會(huì)的小提琴手?！?/p>

“這算不了什么，”另一個(gè)醫(yī)生說(shuō)，“有個(gè)人兩條腿斷了，他來(lái)找我，我將它們接了回去。如今，那個(gè)人是馬拉松選手?！?/p>

“我比你們兩個(gè)都強(qiáng)，”第三個(gè)醫(yī)生說(shuō)，“一天，我遇到一場(chǎng)可怕的車(chē)禍。現(xiàn)場(chǎng)除了一個(gè)馬屁股和一副眼鏡，什么都沒(méi)有留下。如今，那個(gè)人坐在美國(guó)參議院里?！眅ndprint