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雞飛狗跳的校園生活(二)

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what’scoing on at school?(Ⅱ)

Teacher: Daniel, I’ve had to send you to the principal[校長(zhǎng)]every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself?

Daniel: I’m glad it’s Friday!

Math Teacher: If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have?

Billy: A delicious fruit salad!

Teacher: Tommy, can you tell us where The Declaration of Independence[《美國(guó)獨(dú)立宣言》]was signed[簽署，簽名]?

Tommy: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom.

Peter: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

Ted: What?

Peter: A teacher says, “Spit out[吐出]that gum[口香糖]!” And a train says, “Chew[嚼]! Chew!”

Johnny: Teacher, would you punish[懲罰]me for something I didn’t do?

Teacher: Of course not. Johnny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.

Math Teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove towards New York at 250 miles per hour. And another man from New York drove towards Los Angeles at 150 miles per hour. So where did they meet?

Jimmy: In jail[監(jiān)獄]!