幽默可樂(lè)（Humor Cola）

Are Flies Yummy？

Tony and his father are eating dinner.

Suddenly， Tony asks his father， "Dad， are flies yummy？"

Dad frowns and says， "No， I think it's yucky. Why do you ask me this question？ It's a silly question."

But Tony says， "There was one fly in your plate."

蒼蠅好吃嗎？

托尼正和他的爸爸一起吃晚餐。

托尼突然問(wèn)爸爸：“爸爸，蒼蠅好吃嗎？”

爸爸皺眉說(shuō)：“不，肯定不好吃。你怎么會(huì)問(wèn)這個(gè)問(wèn)題？這可是一個(gè)愚蠢的問(wèn)題?！?/p>

托尼回答道：“剛才你的盤(pán)子里有一只蒼蠅?！?/p>

少年筆墨（Teen Ink）

Nature

By luisvfun05， Miramar， FL

Pollen in the wind，

fields brimming with flowers，

butterflies flutter。

大自然

作者：luisvfun05

花粉在風(fēng)中飄散，

鮮花開(kāi)遍了原野，

蝶兒起舞翩翩。

Cynicism Is Fun？

By TortelliniPen， Pawtucket， RI

Your glass half empty，

the clouds of cynicism，

are blocking the sun。

玩世不恭好玩嗎？

作者：TortelliniPen（美國(guó)羅得島州波塔基特市）

你有半杯水，

玩世不恭的云朵，

遮擋了陽(yáng)光。