撰稿：淺由

天下奇聞

撰稿：淺由

本期依然盤點“天下奇聞”喔！嘻嘻，太多有趣的事情想要和你們分享了。不過這次的領(lǐng)路人換成了新來的少女，淺由姐姐。第一次在這里與大家見面，希望大家多多指教喔！（害羞臉）

1Police Officer Breaks Car Window to Rescue Lifelike Baby Doll

鬧烏龍了？原來是仿真娃娃

A New Hampshire[新罕布什爾州]police officer Jason Short smashed[打碎]a car window to “rescue” a lifelike[逼真的]doll he believed was a real baby.

“It was draped[蓋住]with a light blanket[毯子], and I could see little feet out with shoes and a bottle of milk,” Short said. But then he found out it was a doll.

The “reborn” doll, owned by Carolynne Seiffert, which Short“rescued” was named Ainsley and valued at more than $2,000.

Seiffert owned about 40 of the dolls, which she purchased[購買]to cope with the loss of her son.

“I’ve been laughed at and embarrassed[感到窘困]by all the fuss[小題大作]. You can’t know how people choose to deal with their losses in life,” she said.

淺由有話說：原來是警察叔叔把仿真娃娃當成是真的嬰兒了，還砸破車窗救出了“嬰兒”。不看不知道，一看嚇一大跳！竟然有這么逼真的娃娃？！遙想我小時候，大概十年前？還是十五年前？（這并不是重點！扯遠了喂！）玩的都是那種一看就知道是玩具的娃娃，而現(xiàn)在這娃娃幾乎都能夠以假亂真了。但其實Seiffert并不只有這一個逼真的娃娃，她有大約40個呢。她購買這些娃娃是想用來替代她已經(jīng)離世的兒子，讓她的心靈能有所慰藉。本以為這只是一件“烏龍事”，但這背后竟飽含著一位母親對兒子深深的思念。

2Seagull Helped Itself to the Ice Cream

嘿，小樣，被逮到了吧

A student who snapped[快攝]a photo of her ice cream on Brighton[布萊頓]beach was left in a flap[慌亂]after a seagull[海鷗]swooped[猛撲]down to steal it.

Tara, 23, from Thailand, was ready to enjoy the treat[招待]on a trip over the Bank Holiday weekend. But the brazen[厚顏無恥的]bird helped itself to a beak full.

Then she wrote on Instagram: “Only 3 seconds, then it’s gone. I hope the bird took that ice-cream’s cone[卷筒]too and used it to build its nest.”

淺由有話說：看看看！為了吃甜筒，你這海鷗膽子不小嘛，竟然偷偷趁著人家小姑娘拍照準備分享到ins的時候，先讓你偷吃了！不過！你的“惡行”已經(jīng)被相機捕捉到了。我搜了下新聞，發(fā)現(xiàn)你竟然不是第一只偷吃的海鷗！你的同類們早已開了偷吃的先例，原來還不單單偷吃雪糕呢，也偷吃其他東西，很多還被鏡頭一一記錄了下來。看看，你技術(shù)是有多熟練，還驚擾到路人了，更有甚者，竟然都騎到人家肩膀上去了！膽子還不是一般的肥！這架勢，根本就是一群專業(yè)的偷吃大盜嘛！怪不得英國有家雪糕店還要專門配備水槍來對付你們！海鷗這類生物，幸好不可以家養(yǎng)，不然對愛吃零食的我們來說，肯定天天都要與它們斗智斗勇，以捍衛(wèi)我們的零食主權(quán)！

3The Friendly Cat Helped the Lost Tourist Find the Way Back

不必捉老鼠，會領(lǐng)路的貓也是好貓

A Hungarian[匈牙利的]man became disorientated[迷失方向的]while exploring the mountains near the town of Gimmelwald[吉梅爾瓦爾德]. He has revealed[透露]how he could found his way back to his hostel.

The way was following a black and white cat, and after following for a short while, they reached the path that would take him straight back down the mountain into the valley.

It turns out that the best way for a lost traveller to get down a mountain in Switzerland[瑞士]is by following a local cat.

淺由有話說：一個歪果仁沉醉在美麗的景色當中不能自拔，然后“杯具”地發(fā)現(xiàn)自己迷路了。突然，一位“領(lǐng)路人”出現(xiàn)了，并成功帶他下了山。而他的“領(lǐng)路人”竟然是一只貓咪！我聽說過狗領(lǐng)路，貓咪嘛，好像真的沒怎么聽說過哦！據(jù)說，這只貓咪昂首挺胸地走在前面，兩步三回頭，時不時回頭看看后面的人能否跟上自己的腳步！看它這氣勢，領(lǐng)路這種事也是駕輕就熟了。自帶王者風范，連走路都能這么拉風！最后分別的時候還給了歪果仁一個傲嬌臉。不用謝！請叫我雷鋒！

4Little Pigs Become Tigers?

豬崽進化成老虎？

The Sriracha Tiger Zoo[是拉差龍虎園]in Thailand is famous for its unique attractions, but its most famous exhibit[展品]is its coupling of pigs and tigers.

A mother tiger lost her babies and she was so sad. So the zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets[小豬]in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. Surprisingly, they got along well with each other.

Would the little pigs become cubs[幼獸]or just pork chops[豬排]?

淺由有話說：看到這題目是不是很驚訝？其實是動物園里有一只老虎媽媽，因為喪子，整天郁郁寡歡，意志消沉。工作人員不忍心看它這樣，便想出了一個大膽的點子，給小豬崽們套上老虎皮，把它們裝扮成了小老虎。我真的不得不佩服動物園里的工作人員，竟然連這都能想到！腦洞也開得太大了！慶幸的是，它們一起玩耍，一起睡覺，相處得很好喲！就是不知道若小豬崽們一直跟著虎媽媽生活的話，會不會也以為它們自己真的就是老虎了呢？那就不是扮豬吃老虎了，而是扮老虎吃豬？嘿嘿嘿！

5Seeking Escape from Home: Man Robs Bank, Goes Straight to Jail

別攔我，我不回家，我要去坐牢

Lawrence John Ripple, 70, told his wife following a fight on Friday that“he’d rather be in jail[監(jiān)禁]than at home.”

After writing a note stating that he had a gun and wanted money, Ripple walked to a bank in Kansas City, and then handed it to the teller[出納員].

The teller gave him nearly $3,000. Instead of making a hasty[匆忙的]getaway[逃走], Ripple took a seat in the lobby[大廳]and admitted to a security guard that he was the suspect[嫌疑犯]. Then he was taken into custody[拘留].

The reason why he did this was because he wanted to escape from home and avoid his wife!

淺由有話說：Excuse me？去搶劫銀行就是為了坐牢？我只聽說過因為沒有錢吃飯，所以犯罪被抓進監(jiān)獄里，就為了可以吃上免費的飯。但是為了逃避老婆、不想回家而去犯罪，這真真是第一次聽說！但是，俗話說得好，退一步，海闊天空。你們好歹也那么大年紀，都老夫老妻了，就不要那么沖動了嘛！萬事好商量。況且，即便不想回家，也不能影響公共秩序呀！

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