這顏值測試也是無敵了

I've been pretty close to my dad ever since l was a little girl... On my wedding day， my mom didn't cry but my dad cried his heart out. My aunts were pretty worried about him so they tried to comfort thim，telling him that l would often go back to visit him... My dad couldn't control his tears and said， "You don't understand. My precious baby， my daughter， she's finally married. Finally， there's someone willing to take her.I don't have to worry about her any more..."

從小到大跟老爸的感情都非常好……猶記得出嫁那天，老媽沒哭，老爸哭得稀里嘩啦，不能自已，姑媽她們紛紛勸我爸，讓他別傷心，說閨女會經(jīng)?；貋淼摹野志褪强刂撇蛔∷麄牡臏I水，邊哭邊說：“你們都不懂，我的寶貝，我的閨女，終于嫁出去了，終于有人要了啊，以后我都不用操心了……”

I had a big crush on a girl in my class when I was in junior high school and her mother was our headteacher.I couldn’t get up the courage to tell her，She only gave me her cellphone number after my repeatedy asking for it.One night，I finally decided to tell her my heart through the text message. Three minutes later，her mother， our headteacher， called me，"Kid，you can’t joke about it." Later I found out she didn’t have a cellphone and it was her mother's number she had given me.

初中的時候，我暗戀我們班上的一個女孩，她媽是我們班主任。我一直沒有勇氣說出來，在我的死纏爛打下，她才愿意把她的手機(jī)號告訴我。一天晚上，我終于鼓足勇氣給她發(fā)短信表白了。三分鐘后，班主任，也就是她媽，打電話過來了：“孩子，這可不是鬧著玩的?！焙髞?，我才知道她沒有手機(jī)，她給我的是她媽媽的手機(jī)號碼。

The college girls complained to their housemaster， "Why do the girl's dorms close at 10：30 while the boy's close at 11∶00？"The housemaster's answer was pretty satisfying，"Because the boys have to take you back here and then go back to their dorms.Of course their dorms should close half an hour later."

大學(xué)女生向舍監(jiān)提出抗議：“為什么女生宿舍10點(diǎn)半關(guān)門，男生宿舍卻11點(diǎn)才關(guān)門？”舍監(jiān)的回答使她們滿意離去：“因?yàn)槟猩湍銈兓貋?，?dāng)然要晚半個小時。”

Who can lend me 5，000 yuan for some decent clothes？ I can pay installment for 50 years. I will pay 100 yuan for a year，that is to say，8.3 for a month or more exactly 0.27 for a day.I can pay you back through electronic payments with 0.13 in the morning and 0.14 in the afternoon every day.I can give you surprise every day... Then we can get in touch with each other and be together for 50 years.

誰借我5000元，讓我買件像樣的新衣服？分期還款，50年，每年100塊，每月8塊3，每日2毛7，我天天給你發(fā)紅包，上午1毛3，下午1毛4，每天都是一生一世，天天有驚喜……每天有聯(lián)系，這樣我們50年不離不棄。

There was a test for beauty on the Moments of WeChat.Then I took it yesterday and got 87 points. I was very excited to get such a high score so I posted it on Moments. Later，I was wondering about the truth of the test so I tested Song Joong-ki’s photo and the result was 920！ Holly crap！

昨天微信朋友圈看到一個測顏值的測試。我很好奇，便測了一下，結(jié)果是87分。沒想到分?jǐn)?shù)這么高，我高興得手舞足蹈，就趕快去朋友圈曬了一下。后來，我就在想，這個測試是不是騙人的呀？于是，我就趕快放了一張宋仲基的照片去測試?？吹剿慕Y(jié)果，我差點(diǎn)昏死過去，920分！

A Magical Test for Beauty