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Son:Dad! I have great news!

Father:Yes, what is it?

Son:Do you remember you said you would give me 10,000 RMB if I got into college?

Father:Oh my goodness, yes!

Son:And that you’d give me another 15,000 RMB if I got into a good college?

Father:I’m so proud. Yes! I remember!

Son:Well, you get to keep all that money!

AASWERS FAR LAST ISSUE

Across: 1. 密集恐懼癥 4.主人公 6.無情無義 9.有志不在年高 10.機器貓

Down: 2. 集體主義 3.癥狀 5.一無所有 7.無孔不入 8.中年危機

CRASS WARD

ACRASS

1. Unlucky, unfortunate

2. Your friend group on WeChat

3. To resolve a series of serious difficulties

6. Leo Tolstoy’s finest

9. Keeping up with people, and much is done online nowadays

10. “Small eats” you crave at one in the morning

12. A cab that's not strictly legal

13. You’ll need a lawyer if you’re involved in one of these

DAWA

1. A fight with your back to the river

2. Chinese for “punk”

4. It’s a trap!

5. To participate

7. Jealousy that’s also a condiment

8. A type of society with simultaneous pitches

11. What you use on your smartphone to catch a ride