張亞榮

[英語原文]

A Small Boy and a Donkey

A small boy leading a donkey passed by an army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with him.

“What are you holding onto your brother so tight for， sonny？ ”asked one of them.

“So he won't join the army.” The youngster replied without blinking an eye.

[漢語翻譯]

小男孩與驢子

一個(gè)小男孩牽著一頭驢子穿過部隊(duì)營房。

兩名士兵想跟他開玩笑，對他說：“小孩兒，你把你哥哥牽得這么緊干什么？”

“這樣，他就不會去參軍了?！毙〖一镅鄱疾徽５鼗卮?。

[小幽默大智慧]

小男孩很聰明，反應(yīng)靈敏，對士兵不敬的語言毫不示弱，當(dāng)即還以顏色，讓這兩個(gè)士兵自討沒趣，也當(dāng)了一回驢子。

（小博士）