又是一年萬圣節(jié)夜，Shrek和Fiona正在訓(xùn)練三個小寶寶嚇人的技巧，Shrek一家返回家中卻發(fā)現(xiàn)，他們的好朋友們都等在家中，躍躍欲試要嚇到Shrek。以嚇人為己任的Shrek自然無所畏懼，他把伙伴們帶到了恐怖的杜洛克城堡，在這個陰森恐怖的地方，伙伴們一個接一個講起了恐怖的故事。

誰能夠最終嚇到Shrek，成為今年萬圣節(jié)恐怖故事的贏家呢？

Donkey: Admit it, Shrek. Werent you even a little bit scared?

Fiona: Donkey, 1)ogres dont get scared. We do the scaring.

Shrek: And thats why were the kings of Halloween.

Donkey: ①I bet we can find something that would scare the pants off you…

Blind mouse: …which would scare me.

Shrek: Really? And what do you have in mind?

Donkey: All of us telling scary stories all night long. There aint no way you wont be scared!

Puss: Yes. Stories to make your blood run cold.

Donkey: Yeah.

Puss: Stories to terrify you.

Donkey: Yeah.

Puss: And whoever shall last through the night shall be named the king of Halloween.

貧嘴驢：說實話吧，史瑞克。你就沒有一點兒被嚇到嗎？

菲奧娜：驢子，怪獸是不會被嚇到的。我們是負(fù)責(zé)嚇人的。

史瑞克：這就是為什么我們是萬圣節(jié)之王。

貧嘴驢：我一定能找到什么方法把你嚇得屁滾尿流……

瞎眼鼠：……那會把我嚇到的。

史瑞克：是嗎，你有什么建議嗎？

貧嘴驢：今晚整夜我們都講鬼故事，不信你不害怕。

靴子貓：沒錯，都是那種令人不寒而栗的故事。

貧嘴驢：對。

靴子貓：讓你心驚膽戰(zhàn)。

貧嘴驢：對。

靴子貓：最后堅持留下的人就是萬圣節(jié)之王。

Shrek: I accept.

Donkey: We doubly accept.

Shrek: Does anyone else want to join our little contest?

All: Im in! 2)Ja, 3)wunderbar!

Fiona: Okay. I think Im going to take the kids out and terrify a few more trick-or-treaters.

Shrek: Will I see you later?

Fiona: The night is young.

Kid: Trick or treat.

Puss: I shall begin. Once upon a midnight 4)dreary…

Donkey: … There was this crazy 5)albino guy with a hook and he lived in a mirror. And if you even looked at him, youd wake up in 6)bathtub full of ice with your 7)kidneys gone.

Shrek: Hey, hold on. I didnt say we were doing this here.

Donkey: What?

Shrek: You name the terms, I name the place.

Donkey: OK, fine! Where we gonna do this?

(They are heading to Castle Duloc.)

Pig 1: Castle Duloc?

Donkey: Oh haha, very funny, Shrek.

Pig 2: But this where Lord Farquaad lived.

Pig 1: Ja! Und died.

Pinocchio: I heard its haunted by his ghost.

Shrek: If youre all too scared to put on big boy pants and go in, Ill just claim my winnings and be on my way.

Donkey: Wait a minute. We can last in there just as long as you can.

Shrek: Fine. Come on then.

史瑞克：我同意。

貧嘴驢：雙手贊成。

史瑞克：還有誰想加入嗎？

所有人：我加入。是啊，太棒了！

菲奧娜：好吧，我?guī)Ш⒆觽兂鋈ヒ幌?，再嚇唬些小孩玩兒?/p>

史瑞克：一會兒見嗎？

菲奧娜：今晚還長著呢。

孩子：不給糖就搗蛋。

靴子貓：我先開始吧。從前，在一個沉悶的子夜……

貧嘴驢：……有一個患了白化病的瘋子，住在鏡子里，以鉤子為武器，一旦瞧上他哪怕一眼，你就會在裝滿冰塊的浴缸里醒來，你的腎就不翼而飛。

史瑞克：等等，我可沒說要在這兒比賽。

貧嘴驢：什么？

史瑞克：你們定規(guī)矩，我挑地方。

貧嘴驢：好吧，我們?nèi)ツ模?/p>

（他們出發(fā)前往杜洛克城堡。）

小豬1：杜洛克城堡？

貧嘴驢：噢，哈哈，非常有趣，史瑞克。

小豬2：這是法爾奎德國王的領(lǐng)地。

小豬1：沒錯，他也死在這里。

匹諾曹：聽說他的鬼魂還常常出沒。

史瑞克：如果你們都膽小如鼠不敢進(jìn)去，我就直接宣布我贏了，回去好了。

貧嘴驢：等等。你要敢進(jìn)去，我們就跟你走。

史瑞克：好啊，來吧。

Smart Sentences

① I bet we can find something that would scare the pants off you… 我一定能找到什么方法把你嚇得屁滾尿流……

scare the pants off sb.: scare sb. a lot（把某人嚇得厲害）。例如：

We scared the pants off them by locking them in the small closet with no light.

我們把他們鎖在沒有燈的小儲藏室里，把他們嚇個半死。