Every year there's a few toys which children simply have to have. It might take weeks of whining， tantrums， and promises for it to count as \"Christmas and my birthday present，\" but a kid's gotta do what a kid's gotta do to get the hot playground item. What are brats worldwide going to be whining for this year， then?

每年都有一些孩子們非得到不可的禮物。孩子們可能會(huì)連續(xù)幾周哭鬧、發(fā)脾氣，要求父母承諾將之作為“我的圣誕或生日禮物”。但孩子總會(huì)為得到游樂(lè)場(chǎng)上時(shí)興的玩意兒而有所行動(dòng)。那么今年全世界的頑童們將會(huì)為什么禮物哭鬧呢？

Baby Born With Magic Potty ($39.99/280 RMB)

帶有魔術(shù)便盆的寶寶（39.99美元/280元人民幣）

More and more life-like baby dolls have been coming out recently. You can buy ones which cry， drink milk， or burp， but this baby goes all the way in terms of realism. After you feed her， she'll pee or mess up her nappy， unless you put her on the potty that comes with the doll， in which case \"realistic potty sounds\" ensue. It sounds disgusting to me， but little girls love it.

越來(lái)越真人化的玩具娃娃最近被陸續(xù)推出。你可以買(mǎi)到會(huì)啼哭、喝奶或打會(huì)飽嗝的娃娃，而且這個(gè)娃娃的任何方面都非常逼真。你把她喂飽后，她會(huì)尿尿、弄臟尿布，除非你把它放在配套的便盆上，接下來(lái)出現(xiàn)的便是“現(xiàn)實(shí)生活中便盆里的聲音”。這聽(tīng)起來(lái)讓我感到很惡心，但是小姑娘們喜歡。

Tickle Me Elmo Live ($60/420 RMB)

搔癢娃娃（60美元/420元人民幣）

An old favourite from the 1990s， this red monster toy， based on the Sesame Street character， is back in a new form. Tickle him， and he laughs， rolls around， and begs you to stop because its too much. Keeps kids busy for hours.

從90年代開(kāi)始受寵的紅色玩偶又推出新款。它是以美國(guó)老牌兒童節(jié)目《芝麻街》里的人物埃爾莫為原型而制造。只要撓撓他，他便會(huì)捧腹大笑、打滾，還會(huì)求你停下來(lái)，因?yàn)樗焓懿涣肆?。他能讓孩子們圍著它轉(zhuǎn)好幾個(gè)小時(shí)。

Rescue Me Pals Swim To Me Puppy ($29.99/210 RMB)

《救救我，朋友》系列玩具之向我游過(guò)來(lái)的狗狗（29.99美元/210元人民幣）

This horribly cute toy puppy will paddle around if put in water， swimming to his owner with big， begging eyes. Perfect for reenacting Lassie movies， and afterwards you can even dry him off. I can't help but wonder what happens when the kids put him in water and he gets turned around the wrong way， though; perhaps a number of these will end up paddling across the Atlantic.

把這個(gè)可愛(ài)至極的玩具狗放到水里，它會(huì)撲騰著、睜著帶有祈求眼神的大眼睛游向它的主人。它可謂影片《靈犬萊西》中小狗萊西的完美再現(xiàn)，之后你甚至可以把它身上的水弄干。但我不禁想如果孩子們把它放到水里它卻轉(zhuǎn)身朝錯(cuò)誤的方向游去結(jié)果會(huì)怎么樣，也許某些情況的結(jié)果便是橫穿大西洋。

Bakugan Starter Pack ($16.99/119 RMB)

“爆丸戰(zhàn)士”卡牌游戲（16.99美元/119元人民幣）

One for the boys， these little magnetic marble devices can be shot at each other in a complicated game. Looks cheap， but this is just the starter set – no doubt addicted kids will demand more in the future!

這是為男孩子們準(zhǔn)備的游戲，這些有磁性的大理石玩意兒可以在復(fù)雜的游戲狀態(tài)中用來(lái)互相攻擊。它看起來(lái)便宜，但這只是一個(gè)開(kāi)始——毫無(wú)疑問(wèn)，一旦上癮，孩子們之后會(huì)要求更多！

High School Musical 3 Got The Moves Dance Mat ($29.99/210 RMB)

《歌舞青春3》跳舞墊（29.99美元/210元人民幣）

Released to tie in with the third incarnation of Disney's inexplicably popular and utterly dreadful High School Musical movies， this electronic dance mat features four of the film's songs. It lights up to teach dance moves， and scores you based on how quickly you step – like a DDR machine for the home!

這是迪士尼出品的被極度熱捧但其實(shí)糟糕透頂?shù)挠捌陡栉枨啻骸返谌康难苌?。這個(gè)電子跳舞墊帶有影片中的四首歌曲。跳舞墊上燈光閃耀，指示你移動(dòng)舞步，并根據(jù)你的步速進(jìn)行評(píng)分——就像一臺(tái)家庭DDR跳舞機(jī)！

Ben 10 Deluxe Omnitrix ($72.99/510 RMB)

《少年駭客》中奢華的奧姆尼奇克斯（合75.99美元/510元人民幣）

A tie in with the popular kid's series Ben 10， it's a big fancy watch with an LCD screen display that lets you shoot aliens. I'm pretty certain I had an unbranded version of this back in 1984， which I bought for $5 and played with all the way to Australia one long plane flight.

是很受歡迎的兒童動(dòng)畫(huà)片《少年駭客》的衍生品。這是一款別致有液晶顯示屏可以射擊外星人的大塊頭手表。我很確定早在1984年我就花了5美元買(mǎi)過(guò)這樣一款沒(méi)有牌子的手表，在飛往澳大利亞的一個(gè)長(zhǎng)途旅程中，我一直拿著它玩。

My Life ($79.99/560 RMB)

我的人生（合79.99美元/560元人民幣）

A pink handheld computer game， like a mini-version of The Sims， which lets you choose between boys， school， work， and all this kind of thing for your little virtual avatar. Versions of this for puppies and cats have already been popular， but couldn't the kids just， you know， get a life of their own?

款粉色有如迷你版的《模擬人生》的掌上電腦游戲機(jī)，你可以在游戲中為自己小小的虛擬化身選擇約會(huì)的男生（游戲的主角是女生）、學(xué)校、工作以及一切諸如此類的事物。這類用小狗和小貓作為主角的版本已經(jīng)大受歡迎。但孩子們不能在現(xiàn)實(shí)生活中這樣自己選擇生活嗎？

In the Night Garden Upsy Daisy and Her Chase and Play Bed ($55/385 RMB)

《花園寶寶》里的愛(ài)普斯#8226;達(dá)茜和她會(huì)動(dòng)的床（合55美元/385元人民幣）

Another TV tie-in， this cute little doll comes with a magical bed – you put her in it and it rocks her to sleep， then runs around the room! Apparently \"encourages children to go to bed and sleep，\" which any parent knows is only a good thing.

另一個(gè)電視節(jié)目的衍生品。這個(gè)可愛(ài)的小玩偶配有一張神奇的床——把她放在床上，床便會(huì)搖擺讓她入睡，然后在屋子里四處移動(dòng)！顯然這是 “鼓勵(lì)孩子們上床睡覺(jué)”的招數(shù)，無(wú)論哪位父母都認(rèn)為這是件好事。

Star Wars Clone Trooper Voice Changer Helmet ($22/154 RMB)

星球大戰(zhàn)復(fù)制人頭盔（合22美元/154元人民幣）

Now， this one I have to admit is pretty cool. You put this plastic helmet over your head， press a button， and you can sound exactly like one of the Star Wars villains. Also available for Darth Vader， and for Doctor Who's Daleks. Expect lots of kids to be running around going \"Exterminate!\" and \"You have failed me for the last time!\" by new year.

我必須承認(rèn)，這款玩具非?？帷Ｄ惆堰@個(gè)塑料頭盔戴在頭上，一摁按鈕，你的聲音就會(huì)與《星球大戰(zhàn)》中的惡人完全一樣，此外，還有大魔頭達(dá)斯#8226;瓦德和影片《神秘博士》里的達(dá)雷克斯的聲音。期盼在新年里看到許多孩子四處奔跑喊著“毀滅！”和“這是你最后一次辜負(fù)我！”

FurReal Biscuit: My Loving Pup ($180/1260 RMB)

黃金獵犬：我可愛(ài)的小狗（180美元/1260元人民幣）

This one may break many parent's pocketbooks; surely it would be cheaper (if more work) just to buy a real puppy? This massive toy dog barks， shakes his head， wags his tail， chases his bone， and a lot more besides – but at least he doesn't hump the furniture like my dog does.

這可能會(huì)導(dǎo)致很多家長(zhǎng)錢(qián)包空空。但買(mǎi)一個(gè)真的小狗（它會(huì)給你添很多麻煩）就一定會(huì)更便宜嗎？這個(gè)大型玩具吠犬會(huì)搖頭擺尾，追逐骨頭，除此之外還會(huì)很多動(dòng)作——但至少它不會(huì)像我的那條真狗那樣在家俱上蹭來(lái)蹭去。