（一）

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says, “God, what is a million dollars to you?” God says, “A penny.” Then the man says, “God, what is a million years to you?” God says, “a second.” Then the man says, “God, can I have a penny?” and God says, “In a second.”

一男子進入教堂和上帝對話。他問:“主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味著多少?”上帝回答:“一便士?！蹦凶佑謫?“那一百萬年呢?”上帝說:“一秒鐘。”最后男子請求道:“上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?”上帝回答:“過一秒鐘。”

（二）

Father: Oh, oh, I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.

Susie: That is okay, Dad, the policeman behind you just did the same thing!

父親：哎呀，我剛才違規(guī)右轉彎了。

蘇西：沒事，爸爸，跟在你后面的警察也這么轉了。

(三)

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”

“I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered.

“Youre a good boy,” said the mother proudly. “Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?”

“She is the one who sells the candy.”

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”

“我給了一個可憐的老太婆?！彼卮鹫f。“你真是一個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說?！霸俳o你兩分錢?？赡銥槭裁磳δ俏焕咸敲锤信d趣呢？”

“她是個賣糖果的?！?