我的狗不識(shí)字

布朗夫人：哦，親愛(ài)的，我把珍愛(ài)的小狗給丟了！

史密斯夫人：可是你該在報(bào)紙上登廣告啊！

布朗夫人：沒(méi)有用的，我的小狗不認(rèn)識(shí)字?！?/p>

My Little Dog Can't Read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

湯姆的借口

老師：湯姆，你為什么每天上學(xué)遲到？

湯姆：我每次路過(guò)拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫(xiě)著：“學(xué)?！??！?/p>

Tom's Excuse

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

耶穌的電視機(jī)

圣誕節(jié)時(shí)孩子要了紙和蠟筆，想畫(huà)一張耶穌誕生像。最后這件藝術(shù)品被陳列出來(lái)供父母鑒賞。

他們對(duì)耶穌誕生后睡的馬槽、牧羊人、耶穌及其家庭都逐一表示贊賞。

“可是那個(gè)角落里是什么？”媽媽問(wèn)。

“噢，那是他們的電視機(jī)，”孩子回答說(shuō)。

Jesus's Telly

A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired.

"But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother.

"Oh, that's their television," replied the tot.

腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：

1.Thermometer

2.Battery

給我那個(gè)打贏的

“服務(wù)員，這個(gè)龍蝦只有一只爪。”

“對(duì)不起，先生，這只肯定打過(guò)架了。

“哦，那給我那個(gè)打贏的吧?！?/p>

Bring Me the Winner

"Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.?

"I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight."

"Well, bring me the winner then."