I’m Not Swimming

A naughty boy was swimming in a private part of the river when the owner saw him.

“Hey！”he shouted，“you can’t swim here！”

“I’m not swimming.”the boy shouted back，“I’m stopping myself sinking.”

我沒(méi)有游泳

一個(gè)頑皮的男孩在一條河的私人區(qū)域里游泳時(shí)被主人發(fā)現(xiàn)了。

“嘿！”主人喊道，“你不能在這兒游泳！”

“我沒(méi)有游泳，”男孩回答，“我在使自己別沉下去?！?/p>

Why Not Build the City in the Country？

A town-dweller was visiting the country and was prising the cleanliness of the air.

“So healthy to breathe！”he exclaimed.“No pollution like the city.”

“Ah！” replied a local，“I can’t understand why they don’t build city in the country！”

為什么不把城市建在鄉(xiāng)村？

一個(gè)城里人到鄉(xiāng)下去游玩，他特別贊賞那里潔凈的空氣。

“呼吸這樣的空氣對(duì)身體有好處??！”他說(shuō)，“不像城里空氣有污染。”

“??！”一個(gè)當(dāng)?shù)厝苏f(shuō)，“我不明白為什么不把城市建在鄉(xiāng)村！”

I Didn’t See It

Mother:I left two pieces of cakes in the cupboard this morning.Johnny，and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?

Johnny:Well，I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.

我沒(méi)看到它

媽媽：約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子里放了兩塊蛋糕，現(xiàn)在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎？

約翰尼：嗯，我想是因?yàn)槔锩嫣谖覜](méi)有看到另外那一塊。