Teacher：Why did you come to school so late this morning?

Tom：Someone lost one yuan.

Teacher：Oh， I know. You helped him find the money.

Tom：No， I stood on the money until the person went away.

一元錢

老師：今天早上你為什么來得這么晚？

湯姆：有人丟了一元錢。

老師：噢，我知道了，你幫助別人找到了錢。

湯姆：沒有，我踩在錢上，直到那人離開。

（江蘇李子）