An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.

“My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?”

“Yes.”said the Navy brat.

“My dad has built them！”

Then the Navy brat spoke：“And do you know the Dead Sea?”

“Yes.”

“It’s my dad who’s killed it!”

老爸有多牛

一個陸軍的小孩正在對一個海軍的孩子吹噓自己的老爸有多牛。

“我爸是工兵，他什么都會。你知道阿爾卑斯山嗎？”

“知道啊。”海軍的孩子回答。

“那是我爸爸修的！”

這時海軍的孩子說：“那么你知道死海嗎？”

“知道啊?！?/p>

“那是我爸爸殺死的！”