Movie Talk（哈拉電影）

Director 導演：

Quentin Tarantino 昆汀#8226;塔倫提諾

Leading Cast 主演：

Kurt Russell 庫特#8226;拉塞爾

Zoe Bell 佐伊#8226;貝爾

Tracie Thoms 翠西#8226;桑姆

Rose McGowan 羅絲#8226;麥克格溫

Genre 類型：Violence/Lesbian Interest/Shooting 暴力/同性戀/槍戰(zhàn)

Runtime 片長：114分鐘

Release Date 發(fā)行日期：

Hong Kong：2007年7月19日

USA：2007年9月18日

UK：2007年9月21日

Australia：2007年11月1日

Brazil：2008年3月31日

Distribution出品：Dimension Films 帝門影業(yè)公司

Plot Outline故事梗概

替身演員麥克儼然就是一位嗜血成性的變態(tài)殺人狂。他一身飛車黨的裝扮，開著一輛畫著骷髏圖案的汽車，老練地出沒于高速公路旁的汽車旅館和午夜酒吧中，勾搭性感輕浮的年輕女子。兇殘的麥克并非眷戀女孩子們的美貌，他的目標乃是要年輕女孩子們的性命，而他那輛陰森的汽車，便是他的殺人兇器……

Erick Peterson's Review 艾眼看片

艾瑞克#8226;皮特森是一名居住在上海的美國作家，他畢業(yè)于中央華盛頓大學哲學系。他熱衷電影，尤其鐘愛西方的“黑色電影”，但同時又為張藝謀和巴斯特#8226;基頓的電影傾倒。他喜歡閱讀、旅行，也喜歡和電影圈中的好友暢談電影、生活和人生。（加一張他的照片）

Questions will pop into your head soon after you pop the disc into your DVD player. Why does the film look grainy? What's with the shaky screen and the choppy sound? As you watch further， you will ask yourself why the film is so nasty， both sexually explicit and violent beyond necessity. And of course， the cultural references are likely to boggle your mind. The truth: there are a lot of things you aren't going to be able to understand in director Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof， and you shouldn't see the film unless you are well-steeped in the history of American film culture and indulgent of Tarantino's peculiar quirks. If you do， however， understand the film's intent， you will recognize the genius of the work.

當你把這部片子放進DVD播放器后，問題就來了：為什么這部電影看起來那么陳舊呢？搖晃的屏幕和支離破碎的聲音又是怎么回事？繼續(xù)看下去的話，你就會這么問自己：這部電影為何如此惡俗，到處充斥著露骨的性描寫和暴力？當然，里面的文化內(nèi)容可能會讓你摸不著頭腦。事實是：在昆汀的這部《金剛不壞》中，有太多東西讓人無法理解，如果你對美國電影文化的歷史不夠了解，無法為昆汀怪異的才華傾倒，那么你還是先別看這部電影了。反之，如果你明白該片的意圖，那么你肯定會認同這部杰出的作品。

The story is flimsy， and its structure is absurd. Stuntman Mike (masterfully played by Kurt Russell) uses his \"deathproof\" car to hunt down and kill two groups of young women. He manages to kill the first group， but the second is more than he bargained for， and these women fight back. This is not actually one story but two， joined by exposition that is only tolerable because of the over-the-top silliness of the performers involved and the goofy lines they are fed.

該片的故事情節(jié)單薄，結(jié)構(gòu)荒謬。替身演員麥克駕駛他的“金剛不壞之車”追殺兩組年輕的女孩子們。他殺害了第一組的女孩子們，但是第二組可超乎他的預料，他反而被她們追殺了。實際上，這不是一個故事，而是兩個，只不過被說明性的文字連接在一起了，但演員們的搞笑演出以及滑稽的臺詞彌補了這樣的不足。

Welcome to grindhouse， a genre of film known for the unconventional， wherein film rules are often abandoned. Grindhouse films， known for brutality and low production values， were (semi-) popular during the 70's， when Tarantino was a boy. And he made Death Proof so that he could re-create the fun and campy-ness of the films for a younger audience and so that he could improve upon the genre with his own wit and filmmaking know-how.

歡迎來到刑房，這是一部反傳統(tǒng)完全不按套路出牌的片子?！缎谭俊废盗须娪耙驓埲痰膭∏楹偷统杀镜闹谱髟?0年代火了一陣，那時塔倫提諾還是個孩子?，F(xiàn)在，昆汀自己拍攝了《金剛不壞》，這樣他就能為年輕的觀眾重新創(chuàng)作一部好玩又風行的電影了，同時他也以自己的才華和嫻熟的制作技巧在類型表現(xiàn)上更加凸現(xiàn)這部電影的特色。

So whenever you see something of low quality or taste in this film， realize that it is intentional. Tarantino actually wanted the film to look like it had been stored improperly， cut haphazardly， and written on the fly. \"Errors\" in the film are supposed to be funny， as is the violence， sexuality， racism， and anything else that might otherwise offend. The car collision involving the first group of women is a good example. The cars hit head-on， thereby dismembering and (literally) defacing the girls in one car. The scene is gory and hideous， but Tarantino wants you to laugh during this scene， to take in the excessiveness of it all and chuckle at its stupidity. When hearing the painfully racist name of one of the characters (Jungle Julia)， you should also laugh.

當你在這部電影中看到一些技術(shù)質(zhì)量不高和低俗的場景時，你要了解這是導演故意安排的。塔倫提諾實際上想讓該片看起來更像膠片沒保存好、并且經(jīng)過隨意剪輯、是一部天馬行空的作品。暴力、性、種族以及任何可能會起冒犯效果的“差錯”在電影中都很有趣。第一組女孩子的撞車場景就是一個很好的例子。汽車迎面猛烈的沖撞讓女孩子們在同一輛車中被肢解或者被毀容。該場景血腥可怕，但是塔倫提諾卻想讓觀眾開懷大笑，即讓觀眾感同身受又讓他們笑個不停。即便你聽到的是種族主義者（Jungle Julia）痛苦的慘叫聲，你仍然會笑。

This bizarre humor is Tarantino's statement about film. Film is not real life， and we should not approach a film with the same mentality that we do the real world. And yet， there is some seriousness worth considering in Death Proof. How safe is our world? How are our own cars death machines? What madness exists in our fellow men? As we pop the DVD out of our players， we ask ourselves questions that are much larger than the questions we were asking when we first started watching. And that， my friends， is a sign of a brilliant movie.

這種古怪的幽默就是塔倫提諾對電影的理解和獨特闡述。電影不是真實的生活，我們不能在現(xiàn)實世界中照搬電影中的情節(jié)，然而，《金剛不壞》又令人思索。我們世界的安全系數(shù)如何？我們自己汽車的金剛不壞機器如何？存在于我們同胞心中的瘋狂行為是什么？當我們把碟片從DVD機里退出來后，我們要問自己的問題可比看過片子之前想的問題要深刻得多。而我的朋友們，這確實是一部了不起的電影的典范。

Dialogues精彩對白

一 第一輪追殺游戲

變態(tài)殺人狂盯上了Julia、Arlene和Shanna后，決定立即展開“貓玩老鼠”的游戲，而渾然不知身處危險的女孩子們卻只把這樣的接觸當成了普通的游戲。

Mike: (handing Arlene and Julia two beers) Ladies?

Arlene: (taking the beer) Thanks.

Mike: Cheers， Butterfly. \"The woods are lovely， dark， and deep… and I have promises to keep， and miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me Butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep.\"

Julia: Sorry， Stuntman Burt-

Mike: Mike.

Julia: Mike. She already broke off that dance.

Mike: (looking at Arlene) Is that true? Did I miss my chance? (silence) Do I frighten you? (Arlene nods) Is it my scar?

Arlene: It's your car.

Mike: (sighs) Yeah， I know. Sorry. It's my mom's car.

Arlene: (smiles slightly) Have you been following us?

Mike: (chuckling) No. That's what I love about Austin. It's just so damn small.

Julia: You've seen this guy before?

Arlene: Saw him outside of Gueros.

Mike: And I saw you outside of Gueros too. You saw my car， I saw your legs. Now look， I ain't stalking ya'll but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.

Arlene: So you really weren't following us?

Mike: I'm not followin ya， Butterfly. I just got lucky. So… how about that lap dance?

Julia: Sorry. It was a one time only offer and she did it earlier this evening at Antoine's.

Mike: No she didn't.

Arlene: How do you know?

Mike: I'm good that way. And you look a little touché.

Arlene: What's touché?

Mike: Wounded， slightly.

Arlene: Why should I be wounded?

Mike: Because you expected guys to be pestering you all night， but from your look I can tell nobody pestered you at all. That kind of hurt your feelings a little bit， didn't it? (silence) There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel. So… how about that lap dance?

Arlene: I think I'm gonna have to give you a raincheck.

Mike: Well， since you'll be leavin in the next couple of days， a raincheck would be worthless. But that's okay. I understand if I make you uncomfortable. You're still a nice girl. And I still like you. But I must warn you of something. You know how people say， \"you're okay in my book!\" or \"in my book， that's no good!\"? Well， I actually have a book. And everybody I ever meet goes in this book. And now I've met you and you're goin in the book. Except… I'm afraid I must file you… under \"chicken shit.\"

Arlene: (taking Mike's book) And what if I did it?

Mike: Well， definitely couldn't file you under \"chicken shit\" then， now could I?

Arlene: What's your name again?

Mike: Stuntman Mike.

Arlene: Well， Stuntman Mike. I'm Butterfly. My friend Jungle Julia over here says that juke box inside is pretty impressive.

Mike: Yeah， it is.

Arlene: Yeah. Why don't you go get ready for your lap dance?

Language Focus 語言點

1 broke off

固定搭配，意思是“停止、不再做某事”。

2 It's my mom's car.

在影片中，Arlene被Mike造型詭異的汽車嚇到，為了安撫她，Mike說了這么一句玩笑話，仿佛自己是偷媽媽的車出來玩的調(diào)皮男孩。

3 Now look， I ain't stalking ya'll but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.

“ya'll”是“you all”的縮寫，是美國南方的口語表達方式；而“wolf”在英語中和我們中文的“色狼”相對應。另，“wolf in sheep's clothing”即“披著羊皮的狼”。

4 And you look a little touché.

“touché”是個法語詞，意思是“（心靈上）受傷”。

5 I think I'm gonna have to give you a raincheck.、

“raincheck”的意思是“可繼續(xù)使用的票根”或者“改日可以的許諾”，電影的意思是后者。

6 you're okay in my book!

“in one's book”是舊式的英語搭配，意思是“我覺得、我認為”。

7 juke box inside is pretty impressive.

“juke box”指得是供應廉價的飲料、食物以及提供跳舞的音樂的小酒店里播放音樂的自動唱片機，這在美國南部的公路小酒店里很常見。

二 新獵物

Mike殘忍地殺害了Julia、Arlene和Shanna后又鎖定上新的目標。只是，這次的獵物沒那么容易得手，聽聽對話就知道，她們可不是好對付的。

Abernathy: So Zoe， Kim， and I are in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.

Lee: What were you working on?

Kim: Three Kicks to the Head Part 3.

Abernathy: And admittedly， we're a little fucked up.

Zoe: Cheers to that. (they clink their glasses)

Abernathy: So Zoe， the genius， wants to take a picture of me. And it's dark as hell and you can't see shit. So she's got her camera and keeps sayin， \"Step back a little!\" So I do. Then， \"A little further!\" So I step back a little further. Then， \"A little more!\" So I do! Then I realize I'm right at the edge of a 7-foot concrete ditch (laughs of disbelief) with God knows how many rocks and broken bottles and rats in it. And if I fell in that fuckin thing， I probably would've broken my fucking neck. So， I'm yelling at her. \"Zoe! You almost killed me!\" So we laugh about it and walk a little further， and Zoe starts fuckin around. And then， if she doesn't fall in the fucking ditch! (all laugh)

Lee: Nice， nice. (clapping)

Zoe: (bowing) Thank you. Thank you. I remember taking a step and looking down. Just as I'm thinking， \"Here's that ditch Abbie was talking about!\" Bam! I'm in the fucking ditch!

Lee: (laughs) What happened?

Abernathy: What? With Zoe the cat? Nothing! If I fell in that fuckin thing， they would've had to helicopter me out of there. Zoe just lands on her feet. But then later， I started feeling a little bad about myself. Zoe falls in the ditch and it's nothing. We're laughing about it. If I fell in that fuckin thing， I probably would've been fucking paralyzed.

Lee: Oh， honey. You can't think like that. You know， we all have our individual talents and that just happens to be one of Zoe's.

Kim: Well physically speaking， Zoe is amazing. I mean， agility， reflexes， nimbleness? There's few human beings that can fuck with Zoe on that front.

Zoe: Aww. Kim I like you too.

Kim: Having said that， before you get too envious of Zoe's prowess， you're missing the most important part of that story. (looking at Abernathy) You didn't fall in the ditch. Zoe did! Zoe even knew there was a ditch there because you told her and she still fell in. So Lee's right. We all have our talents.

Zoe: Hey. I \"resemble\" that remark. (all laugh at Zoe's intentional misuse of that word) So Kim. You still packin Roscoe?

Kim: Check it out， bitch.

Zoe: Oh， nice one mate.

Kim: I know this.

Lee: What's Roscoe?

Zoe: Roscoe's a pistol.

Lee: (to Kim) You carry a gun?

Kim: Uh-huh.

Lee: You have a license to carry it?

Kim: Yeah. (sarcastically) When I became a secret service agent， they gave me a license.

Lee: (oblivious to the sarcasm) Oh， I didn't know you were… (all stare at Lee in disbelief) Okay， I didn't say it， alright? Stop lookin at me. I didn't say it. God. (to Abernathy) Did you know Kim carried a gun?

Abernathy: Yes. Now， do I approve? No. Do I know? Yes.

Kim: Look. I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in， but the world I live in? A bitch need a gun.

Abernathy: You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns tend to get shot more than people who don't.

Kim: And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times， I might get my ass raped.

Lee: Don't do your laundry at midnight.

Kim: Fuck that. I wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck I wanna do my laundry.

Abernathy: There are other things you can carry other than a gun. Pepper spray.

Kim: Uh， motherfucker try to rape me， I don't wanna give him a skin rash! I’m gonna shot that nigga down!

Abernathy: How about a knife at least?

Kim: Yeah， you know what happens to motherfuckers who carry knives? They get shot! Look， if I ever become a famous actress， I won't carry a gun. I'll hire me a dude dirtin the gun and he'll carry the gun. And when shit goes down， I'll sit back and laugh but until that day， it's Wild West motherfucker.

Language Focus 語言點

1 …at an outdoor rave

“rave”在這里指代不同于普通俱樂部的派對，人們參加的時候通常跳勁爆的舞蹈并會磕藥。

2 Three Kicks to the Head Part 3.

這是Zoe和Kim作為替身演員所參演的影片名字。

3 we're a little fucked up.

“be fucked up”是個俚語，意思是“爛醉如泥”。

4 I \"resemble\" that remark.

實際上，正確的句子應該是“I resent that remark”。在影片中，Kim開Zoe的玩笑，但是她的英語并不好，所以Zoe故意說錯一個單詞來開Kim的玩笑。

5 You can't get around the fact…

“get around the fact”是個常用表達，意思是“意識到，明白”。

6 I'll hire me a dude dirtin the gun…

在很多警匪片中，我們通常能聽到警察會和罪犯這么說：“你的槍已經(jīng)血跡斑斑……”，這里我們就可以用“dirt”這個單詞來表達“某人用某物做了壞事”的意思。

7 it's Wild West motherfucker.

在早期的西部電影中，west（西部）是個很危險的地方，而在本片中，Kim是借用“wild west”來形容自己所處環(huán)境的危險性。

三 藝高人膽大

Kim、Zoe和Abernathy這三個追求刺激的女孩子決定展開一次極限運動的挑戰(zhàn)之旅。藝高人膽大的她們這次可讓變態(tài)殺人狂吃盡了苦頭。

Kim: What are you waiting for? Ask him to let you drive it by yourself.

Zoe: I intend to but first， I need to ask you something.

Kim: What?

Zoe: If he lets us take it out on our own， I want to play ship's master.

Kim: Oh， hell no!

Zoe: Keep it down!

Kim: Ain't no way I'm doin ship's master.

Zoe: For Christ's sakes…

Kim: Don't blaspheme!

Zoe: Sorry.

Kim: Now. What did you say after the last time?

Zoe: Look， I know what I said.

Kim: What did you say?

Zoe: I know I said we shouldn't do this-

Kim: No， you didn't say we shouldn't. You said we ain't ever gonna do that again.

Zoe: But-

Kim: But my ass! You said not only are we never gonna play ship's master again， but you also said if you ever do what you try to do now， to not only refuse but that I had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary. Now， did you or did you not say that?

Zoe: Well-

Kim: No no no no! Answer the question motherfucker! Did you or did you not say that?

Zoe: Yes， I said that. However-

Kim: Whatever with your however!

Zoe: Look. I know I said it. And I know I meant it.

Kim: Damn skippy， you meant it!

Zoe: Yeah but when I said it， I didn't mean in America!

Kim: Oh， nigga please!

Zoe: Really! I mean， really， we should never play ship's master again in New Zealand or Australia.

Kim: You are such a liar!

Zoe: Look. I know what I said when I said it. But when I said it， I didn't know I'd ever come to America! And when I said it， if I had known that I was gonna come to America and have the opportunity to play ship's master in a fucking Vanishing Point Challenger， I would've added a however. Right?

Kim: Okay， oddly enough. I actually understood that. However! Just because you talked yourself into some stupid shit doesn't mean I have lost my goddamn mind. You need two people to play ship's master and I ain't playin.

Zoe: (exasperated) I'll be your best friend!

Kim: I don't need me no best friend who lives on the other side of planet earth.

Zoe: I'll crack your back.

Kim: You'll crack it anyway.

Zoe: Well， of course I'll crack it anyway. But now， while I'm here， I'll be your back cracking slave. Whenever you want it， you got it. You don't even have to ask for it. You just order me to do it. Just be like， \"Bitch， get over here and get busy.\"

Kim: (considers it) You'll crack my back. You'll give me foot massages. And after shower， you put moisturizer on my butt.

Zoe: Deal! (both go over to Abernathy) So， we're gonna see if this guy will let us take the car out without him. If he does， you wait here with Lee and we'll be back in a moment.

Abernathy: (confused silence) What?

Zoe: I said， we're gonna see if this guy will let us take the car out without him-

Abernathy: I heard what you said. I just can't believe what you said. You know you two got some fuckin balls.

Zoe: What?

Abernathy: Don't play dumbass with me! I've been up all night. I'm still a little drunk and I have a hangover. I should be in my hotel room asleep， not fuckin around here on tobacco road. But because Zoe wanted to drive some fuckin Vanishing Point car， I'm here. Now you two got the balls to ask me， no. Scratch that. Tell me I gotta go make conversation with Tom Jones while the cool kids get to go out and play? Bullshit on that!

Kim: It ain't like that.

Abernathy: Then what's it like， Kim?

Zoe: You guys are our collateral. He is never gonna go for it if we all go.

Abernathy: I really think one human being will be collateral enough.

Zoe: You're not gonna wanna do what we're doing.

Abernathy: What? To drive a car?

Zoe: We're doing more than that.

Abernathy: What? Drive it fast?

Zoe: We're doing more than that.

Kim: Actually， we payin you a compliment. Cause we gonna do some stupid shit. But that's ok， we're stunt people. We ain't got good sense. But you got good sense. And anybody with good sense ain't gonna wanna do what we're doing.

Abernathy: How do you know that I don't wanna do it?

Zoe: Cause… you're a mom.

Abernathy: You know， we're supposed to be this big posse. But that's the excuse you guys use whenever you want to exclude me from something. So， what is it you two daredevils are doing that I'm just so uncool I couldn't possibly understand?

Zoe: You know， we're kind of conning this guy so maybe it's best if we don't go into detail about it while he's watching us. Besides， he's probably not gonna let us do it anyway.

Abernathy: Okay. How about this? I'll talk him into it. But if I talk him into it， I go along.

Language Focus 語言點

1 ship's master

在航海的過程中，船長（ship's master）總會站在船頭引領(lǐng)大家，而在影片中我們也看到了Zoe在玩這個游戲的時候是躺在車頭上拉著繩子，樣子頗像是拉車前進、引領(lǐng)方向的船長，所以車行一族就將這個游戲命名為“ship's master”。

2 Don't blaspheme!

基督徒和其他一些教徒對人們脫口而出的“Christ、God和Jesus”非常敏感，認為說出神靈的名字是對神靈的侮辱。在影片中，Kim是一名教徒，當Zoe說到“Christ”這個單詞時，她覺得是對自己信仰的冒犯，所以說了這句話。

3 I had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary.

在英語口語中，人們通常會在代詞后面加個“ass”來表示對某人不滿。這句話里的“you ass”就是這種情況。

4 Oh， nigga please!

“nigga”是對黑人特別歧視的稱呼，千萬別用，但是黑人之間常用這個單詞，而當他們與親近的人對話的時候也會用這個詞語。

5 Vanishing Point Challenger

《Vanishing Point》是一部電影名字，而“Challenger”是車的名字。在影片中，Zoe她們駕駛的車就是Challenger，她說這句話只是表達她們駕駛的是曾經(jīng)出現(xiàn)在《Vanishing Point》這部電影里的車。

6 I'll crack your back.

“crack one's back”指的是從后面摟著別人的脖子將其背往后彎的動作。

7 You know you two got some fuckin balls.

“get/have some balls”是個俚語句子，意思是“有膽量”。

8 Scratch that.

俚語，類似于中文中的“想都別想”。

Behind the Scenes

幕后揭密

即便很多人都贊成美國是一個沒有文化根源的國度，他們卻無法否認一個真實生動、特立獨行的“美國夢”。無論從社會學、文學、還是縱觀美國200多年的歷史，它都具有一個永遠不能改變的內(nèi)涵：不斷追求美好生活并為之奮斗，不達目的絕不罷休! 而汽車則當仁不讓地成為了這個文明的承載者。因此，一個美國社會學家斬釘截鐵地稅：“沒有汽車的出現(xiàn)，就不會有現(xiàn)代的美國?！痹凇督饎偛粔摹愤@部電影中，我們充分感受到了汽車追逐的刺激，同時也體會到對美國人而言，汽車與水和面包具有同等重要的地位。今天就讓我們從幾個不同的角度看看這個文明的承載者——汽車。

Cars and Ads 汽車與廣告

上帝沒有賜予美國人生產(chǎn)第一部汽車的專利，但卻為其打開了另一扇窗，美國人使汽車徹底地走進了大眾生活，而廣告正是發(fā)軔之作。1895年，世界上第一本汽車雜志《無馬時代》在美國出版發(fā)行；1900年，奧茲父子在奧茲莫比爾汽車制造廠門口豎了一塊醒目的標志牌，上書“世界上最大的汽車制造廠”讓過往行人無不駐足觀看；1908年10月1日，福特公司的T型車問世，除了在報紙、雜志上刊登大幅廣告外，還進行了當時在美國規(guī)模最大的郵寄式廣告宣傳活動，甚至通過電報、電話直接向消費者訴說——“福特”服務于大眾。若干年后，在美國的許多城市，豎起了福特汽車公司新設(shè)計的廣告牌：一輛福特汽車風馳電掣般地行駛在大道上，車上坐著一位美麗女郎，她的圍巾在風中飄舞。一句簡單明了的廣告詞在空中閃爍：“請看！福特汽車駛過！”1999年上半年，美國十大行業(yè)廣告支出排名中，汽車行業(yè)的廣告費用為36億美金，其中排名全美廣告支出第一的通用汽車公司已達14億美金。而今，汽車廣告無處不在，互聯(lián)網(wǎng)、電視、電影、廣播、報紙、雜志、戶外招牌、發(fā)布會、拍賣會、巡回展上比比皆是，香車美女如影隨形。

Cars and Computers 汽車與電腦

這是一場別開生面的“嘴官司”，其間閃爍的幽默與智慧，不可不謂登峰造極。在一次COMDEX展覽會上，微軟公司總裁比爾#8226;蓋茨在演講中比較了一下計算機工業(yè)和汽車工業(yè)的發(fā)展速度，認為：假如美國通用汽車公司的技術(shù)能像計算機技術(shù)那樣發(fā)展，我們現(xiàn)在應該能用25美元買到一輛一千英里耗油1加侖的汽車。蓋茨此話一出，當即犯了通用汽車的大忌，通用反辱相譏：如果通用汽車公司發(fā)展的技術(shù)像微軟那樣，我們現(xiàn)在開的汽車就會有以下特點：1 您的汽車每天都可能會毫無道理的拋錨兩次。2 每條公路上重新畫線，您都得買輛新車。3 有時您的汽車在高速公路上莫名其妙地熄火，您必須無條件accept （接受），然后restart（重啟動）。4 有時您的汽車在左轉(zhuǎn)時突然熄火了，無法restart，您必須reinstall發(fā)動機。5 氣囊系統(tǒng)彈出前將詢問“Are you sure?”要求您加以確認。6 有時您的汽車會鎖死車門，使您無法進入車內(nèi)，您得不停地提門把手、拿鑰匙捅直到打開車門。7 通用汽車公司將要求每個購車者無論需要與否都必須同時購買一套豪華版的Rand McNally交通圖（Rand McNally是通用汽車公司的一家子公司），企圖取消這一選項將導致汽車性能下降50%。另外，通用汽車公司將為此受到司法部的調(diào)查。8 每次通用汽車公司推出新款汽車，您都得重新學習駕駛技術(shù)，因為新車的駕駛與舊車完全不同。9 您還得按下start按鈕才能關(guān)閉發(fā)動機。

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