Punish

Boy: Will you punish me for

something I didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not!

Boy: Very good， I didn't do

my homework!

【譯文】

懲 罰

男孩：您會(huì)因?yàn)槲覜](méi)做的事而懲罰我嗎?

老師：當(dāng)然不會(huì)!

男孩：太好了，我沒(méi)有做家庭作業(yè)!

So Much

Pupil: I wished we lived in

the olden days.

Teacher: Why is that?

Pupil: We wouldn't have so

much history to learn!

【譯文】

太 多

學(xué)生：我希望生活在古代。

老師：為什么?

學(xué)生：那樣的話，我們就不用學(xué)那么多歷史了!

It's Not That

John: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.

Mike: Oh， that must be a very big umbrella.

John: No， it wasn't raining.

【譯文】

并非如此

約翰：我看見(jiàn)7個(gè)女孩合用一把大傘，卻沒(méi)有一個(gè)人被淋濕。

邁克：哦，一定是把很大的雨傘!

約翰：不，當(dāng)時(shí)天沒(méi)有下雨。

New words: umbrella：傘