胡蓉

In the Bus在公共汽車上

Bus Conductor： Why are you taking two tickets？

Passenger： Because if I lose one， the second ticket will save me.

Bus Conductor： What if you lose both？

Passenger： Listen， I am not a fool1. I already have my pass2 with me！

公共汽車售票員：你為什么要買兩張票？

乘客：因為如果我丟了一張，第二張票就能救我。

公共汽車售票員：如果兩者都丟了怎么辦？

乘客：聽著，我不是傻瓜，我已經(jīng)帶了我的通行證。了！??！

In the Hospital在醫(yī)院

Once a doctor with knife in hand was running behind a patient3. Some people saw and felt puzzled4. Then they asked， “What happened， Doctor？”

The doctor said， “Its the 4th time he has come for brain operation5. After the hair cut， he ran away again.”

一次，一個手里拿著刀的醫(yī)生跟在一個病人后面跑。一些人看到了，感到迷惑不解，然后他們問：“發(fā)生了什么事，醫(yī)生？”

醫(yī)生說：“這是他第四次來做腦部手術(shù)。當(dāng)剪完了頭發(fā)后，他又一次跑掉了?！?/p>

Oxygen6氧氣

Science Teacher： Oxygen is a must for breathing7 and for life. It was found in 1773.

Jimmy： Thank God！I was born after 1773， or I would have died without it.

科學(xué)老師：氧氣是呼吸和生命的必需品，它于1773年被發(fā)現(xiàn)。

吉米：感謝老天！我是1773年以后出生的，否則沒有它我早已死了。

Writing Very Slowly寫得很慢

Sam was writing something very slowly.

Mike： Why are you writing so slowly？

Sam： I am writing to my six-year-old daughter. She cannot read very fast. She reads very slowly！

山姆寫得很慢。

邁克：你為什么寫得這么慢？

山姆：我在給我6歲的女兒寫信，她不能很快地閱讀，她讀得很慢！

（英語原文選自：doc88.com&tingclass.net）