Nobody in a movie ever uses a toilet. Ever.Unless it‘s a comedy.

電影當中，沒有人會上廁所。從來沒有，除非是在喜劇當中。

f you get shot in a movie， you can carry on fighting by tearing off part of your shirt and tying it around the wound.

如果在電影當中受傷了，你會從自己的襯衫上撕下一塊布，包好自己的傷口，之后繼續(xù)戰(zhàn)斗。

If you are in a movie in France， the Eiffel Tower will be visible in the back of every shot.

如果故事發(fā)生在法國，那么埃菲爾鐵塔會出現(xiàn)在每一個場景當中。

If there is a helicopter in a movie， it will expolde. It just will.

如果電影當中出現(xiàn)了一架直升飛機，它肯定會爆炸。它就是會爆炸！

If you shoot a car in a movie， it will explode into a high flame ball.

電影當中，如果你朝一輛汽車開槍，這輛汽車會炸成一團火光。

If there is a fight in a movie between the main guy and a load of baddies， they will came at him one by one in an orderly fashion。 so he can deal with them.

如果電影里出現(xiàn)主角與一群人的打斗場景，這群人會有秩序的一個一個和主角對打。這樣的話，主角就可以打敗他們了。

Cool guys never look at the explosions they have caused.

酷人從來不會回頭看自己引起的爆炸。

bag containing at least one piece of french bread.

電影里，如果有人買東西的話，他一定會用一個紙袋，里面至少放著一條法國面包。

In the movies， every police investigation will require at least one visit to a strip club.

電影當中，警察辦案總會去脫衣舞夜總會。

Nobody uses a mouse in a movie. You can make the computer do stuff by smooshing away at the keyboard.

沒有人會用到鼠標。你可以通過敲擊鍵盤完成所有的事情。

（來源：滬江英語）