姜琴供稿
Godis Everywhere
Mum : Could you go out to the porch and bring me the broom?
Son : Mama, I don ' t want to go out there. It ' s dark.
Mum : You don ' t have to be afraid. Cod is out there. He will protect you.
Son : Are you sure he is out there?
Mum : Yes, I ' m sure. He is everywhere.
Son : God? If you are out there, would you please hand me the broom?
Mini Parent-Teacher Meeting
Son: Dad, are you freeon Tuesday afternoon?
Dad : Yes?
Son: There is a miniparent-teacher meeting.
Dad: What is the miniparent-teacher meeting?
Son: It' s just for theteacher, you and me.
中文大意
上帝無處不在
媽媽:你能去走廊給我拿把掃帚嗎?
兒子:媽媽,我不想去,外面太黑了。
媽媽:不要害怕。上帝就在外面,他會(huì)保護(hù)你的。
兒子:你確定上帝在外面嗎?
媽媽:當(dāng)然,我保證,上帝無處不在。
兒子:上帝,如果你在外面,請(qǐng)把掃帚給我遞進(jìn)來。
微型家長(zhǎng)會(huì)
兒子:爸爸,星期二下午您有空嗎?
爸爸:什么事???
兒子:學(xué)校要開“微型家長(zhǎng)會(huì)”。
爸爸:什么是“微型家長(zhǎng)會(huì)”?
兒子:就是只有老師、你和我參加的會(huì)議。
(姜琴/供稿)