王世躍 劉書(shū)恩

Why Is He Howling？

Dentist： Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.

Patient： I know， but you are standing on my foot！

他為什么喊叫？

牙醫(yī)：請(qǐng)不要大喊大叫的，我還沒(méi)碰你的牙呢。

患者：我知道，可你正踩著我的腳呢。

A Useful Way

Father： Jack， why do you drink so much water？

Jack： I have just had an apple， Dad.

Father： What's that got to do with it？

Jack： I forgot to wash the apple.

好方法

爸爸：你干嘛喝這么多水呀？

杰克：爸爸，我剛才吃了個(gè)蘋(píng)果。

爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什么關(guān)系呢？

杰克：我忘了洗蘋(píng)果了。

Pig or Witch

A man is driving up a steep， narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other， the woman leans out of the window and yells “pig！！” The man immediately leans out of his window and replies， “Witch??！” They each continue on their way， and as man rounds the next corner， he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

豬還是女巫

一個(gè)男人駕車(chē)行駛在陡峭狹窄的山路上，一個(gè)女人從另一個(gè)方向駕車(chē)而來(lái)。他們錯(cuò)車(chē)而過(guò)時(shí)，女人從車(chē)窗伸出頭來(lái)叫道：“豬！！”男司機(jī)立即從車(chē)窗伸出頭來(lái)回敬道：“女巫??！”隨后，他們各自繼續(xù)前行。然后男人在下一個(gè)路口轉(zhuǎn)彎時(shí)，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。

I've Come to Install the Phone

A young businessman had just started his business， and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there， he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy， the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally， he hung up and asked the visitor， "Can I help you？" The man said， "Sure. I've come to install the phone."

我是來(lái)安裝電話的

一個(gè)年輕人剛剛開(kāi)始做生意，就租了一個(gè)漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室里，看到有一個(gè)人在外面，于是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停地甩出幾個(gè)大數(shù)字，好像在談一筆大買(mǎi)賣(mài)。

最后，他終于掛了電話，問(wèn)來(lái)客：“有事兒?jiǎn)?？”那個(gè)人回答：“我是來(lái)給您安裝電話的?！?/p>