By Wang Lai

Put it in Layman’s Terms

By Wang Lai

Husband: Honey, I’m going to be home late tonight.

Wife: What’s going on?

Husband: I have to take part in a late-night test.

Wife: What kind of test?

Husband: It has to do with the effects of protein, vitamins, and minerals in Hordeum Vulgare and Saccharomyces Pastorianus on the human body.

Wife: Can you be more specific?

Husband: It’s some kind of technical research on the opposing reaction of the liver and kidneys to a certain liquid.

Wife: Put it in layman’s terms.

Husband: I’m going drinking with the guys.

(From Taihang Daily. Translation: Chase Coulson)