不要被這些言語所迷惑

Don't Be Fooled by These Words

My classmate's brother got drunk in a bar during the holidays．He took up his phone and tried to call somebody．However, he found that he didn't know anyone in the phone book． He felt like such a loser so he cried for a whole night． The next morning， he realized it was not his phone．

假日期間，一同學(xué)的哥哥在酒吧喝醉了，拿起手機打開電話簿，看著這些陌生的名字，不知道該打給誰，忽然感覺自己很失敗，不禁哭了一宿。據(jù)說，第二天早晨，他才發(fā)現(xiàn)手機不是自己的。

One day, a good student said to another good student, "If you read some books for twice, please recommend them to me．" The other one answered slowly, "Chinese text book， Math and English!"

某日，班上一學(xué)霸對另一學(xué)霸說：“如果有一本書你看了兩遍以上，請推薦給我！”只見這位同學(xué)幽幽地說道：“語文、數(shù)學(xué)、英語！”

A man was shot dead by a hunter when taking a nap under a tree because he snored like a wild boar.

一男子在樹下休息，因鼾聲太像野豬被獵人射殺。

A little boy's bones were found in Cao Cao's tomb and expert said it is the little cao cao．

在曹操墓發(fā)現(xiàn)一具小孩尸骨，專家說是小時候的曹操。

A man stole bunch of drinks worth 5 0，0 0 0 yuan f rom a warehouse． Then he emptied the bottles at night and got 200 yuan from selling the empty bottles...

一男子從倉庫偷竊了價值5萬元的飲料，連夜將瓶中飲料倒掉，將空水瓶賣了200多塊……

A thief took off his shoes to keep quiet after breaking into a house but woke up the owner with heavy smell．

小偷入室盜竊，因怕有腳步聲，脫下鞋子，可腳太臭熏醒主人。