Mum: Why did you come home so late today?
Jack: I was in the teacher’s office.
Mum: What happened?
Jack: I answered the teacher’s question, “Who puts the ink on my chair ?”
想一想:Is Jack a naughty boy?
A woman is singing in the park.
A walker : Oh, what a terrible(可怕的) voice! Do you know who she is?
The man beside him: Yes. She is my son’s mother.
想一想:Does the woman sing well?
Mr. Smith: Pick four large catfishes(鯰魚) out and throw them at me, will you?
Shop assistant: Why do you want me to throw them at you?
Mr. Smith: Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them.
Shop assistant: OK, but I suggest(建議) that you take the cod(鱈魚).
Mr. Smith: But why?
Shop assistant: Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take cod. She prefers(更喜歡) that for supper tonight.
想一想:Is Mr. Smith good at fishing?
Spider: Miss Butterfly, you’re so beautiful. I love you!
Butterfly: Oh, no!
Spider: Why?
Butterfly: Mommy says ,“All day on the Internet is not good.”
想一想: Is the butterfly’s mommy right?