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        幽默大王

        2016-04-29 00:00:00
        閱讀(高年級(jí)) 2016年8期

        Mum: Why did you come home so late today?

        Jack: I was in the teacher’s office.

        Mum: What happened?

        Jack: I answered the teacher’s question, “Who puts the ink on my chair ?”

        想一想:Is Jack a naughty boy?

        A woman is singing in the park.

        A walker : Oh, what a terrible(可怕的) voice! Do you know who she is?

        The man beside him: Yes. She is my son’s mother.

        想一想:Does the woman sing well?

        Mr. Smith: Pick four large catfishes(鯰魚) out and throw them at me, will you?

        Shop assistant: Why do you want me to throw them at you?

        Mr. Smith: Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them.

        Shop assistant: OK, but I suggest(建議) that you take the cod(鱈魚).

        Mr. Smith: But why?

        Shop assistant: Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take cod. She prefers(更喜歡) that for supper tonight.

        想一想:Is Mr. Smith good at fishing?

        Spider: Miss Butterfly, you’re so beautiful. I love you!

        Butterfly: Oh, no!

        Spider: Why?

        Butterfly: Mommy says ,“All day on the Internet is not good.”

        想一想: Is the butterfly’s mommy right?

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