我家有個(gè)規(guī)矩，吃飯的時(shí)候不能說(shuō)話

H0USE RULES， N0 TALKING OURING OINNER

I took my eight-yearold niece to shop for clothes today. Suddenly， she went excited and shouted to me，"Look! That man is uglier than you!" Well， I think she won't get her red packer next year.

今天我?guī)?歲的外甥女逛街買衣服。忽然，她興奮地跳起來(lái)叫道：“快看，那人長(zhǎng)得比舅舅還難看耶！”我想，明年的壓歲錢，她別想要了。沒(méi)想到，她“嗷”地一聲哭了：“?。渴巧稌r(shí)候的事呀？他倆不過(guò)啦？！”說(shuō)著，一邊哭一邊找她媽去了，留下我一個(gè)人哭笑不得。大家都去看他，我想知道他的病情，便問(wèn)：“醫(yī)生怎么說(shuō)？”他回道：“Doctor！”。

My cousin has a sixyear-old daughter and she is such a smart and lovely girl. I always like to tease her. When we were having dinner together yesterday， I asked her："Who do you like best，your mom or your dad？" Out of my expectaion， she cried. "What？ When did this happen？ Are they getting a divorce？" Then she went to look for her mom while crying， which overwhelmed me.

表哥家的女兒六歲，鬼靈精怪，挺討人喜歡的，我很喜歡逗她。昨天一起吃飯的時(shí)候，我隨口問(wèn)道：“你更喜歡爸爸，還是更喜歡媽媽呢？”

I got the runs after I drank the drink my roommate gave me this morning， so I asked him， "What's the stuff you gave me this morning？How come I got the runs after I had it？" He answered， "Ah! I got the runs too. I just couldn't find out the reason so I wanted you to have a drink..."

早上我喝了室友的飲料后拉肚子，便問(wèn)室友：“你給我喝的是不是過(guò)期貨啊？我怎么喝完后拉肚子到現(xiàn)在？”他回道：“??？我也拉肚子，就是找不到原因，所以請(qǐng)你喝喝看……”

My roommate was sent to hospital for over-fatigue because he prepared for his CET. I went to visit to know how he felt like so I asked. "What did the doctor say？" He answered， "D-O-C-T-OR，doctor!"

舍友英語(yǔ)考級(jí)，日夜不休地背單詞，終于疲勞過(guò)度進(jìn)了醫(yī)院，

The first I went to visit my girlfriend， parents. I wanted to tell a joke to break the ice at the table but her dad said："House rules，no talking during dinner." Later after I went there for seceral times， I got along very well with her dad and he always asked me to tell jokes during dinner. Once my girlfriend whisperpd to her dad， "How come you forget our house rule？”Her dad whispered back， "Your boyfriend is a fast eater. I need to slow him down or there would be noting left for us to eat."

第一次去女友家，吃飯的時(shí)候我想活躍下氣氛，就準(zhǔn)備講個(gè)笑話，但她爸很嚴(yán)厲地說(shuō)：“我家有個(gè)規(guī)矩，吃飯的時(shí)候不能說(shuō)話?！焙髞?lái)去多了，熟了，每次吃飯的時(shí)候，她爸都要聽(tīng)我講笑話。女友小聲地問(wèn)她爸：“您忘了咱家的規(guī)矩？”她爸也小聲地說(shuō)：“這貨吃飯也太快了，不讓他說(shuō)話咱都沒(méi)菜吃了?！?/p>