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        2015-10-21 19:41:18胡文亞
        第二課堂(課外活動版) 2015年4期

        胡文亞

        All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

        Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today.”

        Little Johnny says to himself, “Good, I want to get out of here. Im smart and will answer the question.”

        Teacher: “Who said ‘ Four Score and Seven Years Ago?”

        Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.”

        Teacher: “Thats right Susie, you can go home.”

        Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

        Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Dream?”

        Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, “Martin Luther King.”

        Teacher: “Thats right Mary, you can go.”

        Johnny is even madder than before.

        Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you?”

        Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy.”

        Teacher: “Thats right Nancy , you may also leave.”

        Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer any of the questions.

        When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, “I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!”

        The teacher turns around: “NOW WHO SAID THAT?”

        Johnny: “TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?”

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